Hi Dixie, lovely and cool here, sun hidden away.

What do you mean about lines?

What are these Tintoretto variations? An exhibition somewhere?

I'll be back later, i'm gonna get ready now for my night out. Daughter's coming with me so I better behave, lol.

Petal, thanks for the food parcel, Matron didn't suspect a thing.

I've put up for auction a rare picture of an Agecroft Colliery 0-6-0 saddle tank engine. As an added incentive I've said the winner gets to have sex with me.

All I'm praying for now is that a woman wins it.

AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Evening , Dunno and Pinkie! 

*Bunny, re: lines see  below. Have fun with your daughter !

Stop Press.

Our local ice-cream van man has been found in his van covered in chocolate sauce and DEAD.

Police have said he topped himself !!

  Good evening Giffer,s.......like to enter the comp Dunno but i suspect the prizes ain,t up to much.......Dixie we have a murder thingy going on about a mile away again ruined the Carnival in the park 5 detained so far more to come

Dunno! 

OMG - Petal - that sound horrendous !!! I haven't spoken to anyone opposite yet.

By the time I went to corner shop, the guy sitting outside had disappeared.

re the thank you post that was to the Moderator

i posted my codes in rich text and they changed it so real writing appeard with the pic

What " thank you " post was that , Petal?

BTW, if you'd like a new avatar -

I've modified your old one to make it visible in the new tiny format...   

   thanks Dixie i been trying to do that for months

Lol - what- make the bear bigger or the avatar smaller? The bear I just dragged...like macro blublob here

Back in an hour......meanwhile in France

Hello Fivey,

I hope you are well, It's confession time for me.

I have to confess to having a previous identity.

It was B.O.P.

I don't suppose anyone else would remember after all this time but I was world famous in our front room until the incident.

This is cool!

That's a great gif. Pulp fiction is a brill film.

In reference to Petals 'thank you' post...Enaseja is a moderator who helped him out.

Daughter and I had a good night out, no win at bingo though and we also came 2nd from last in pub quiz...only here for the beer