£665 was a bit steep for a 1lb of Tomatoes, even in Dudley.

Mister EMB






Where the police from the vine squad?

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Did he show her his Beefsteak Tomato?

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Or perhaps his 2 cherry toms

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Muhammad Ikhlaq is reported as having told the Police that he is very ashamed. He also said that he would get rid of the Nissan Micra ASAP and buy himself a decent car.