One black coffee for Harry...:-x

Is that all? No food?

Come on, all those late nights!! 😮

You must be hungry! :^O

Bill, will you please ask that piano player, Barry I think his name is, to stop singing I write the songs, that's three times now I'm getting a cob on.

:^O

It's OK Pips Harry shot him :O..we need a replacement now!

How are you on the ol' joanna? :^O

That's TWO black coffees Harry's been served! :^O

Save some for yourself, Charlie! ha! :^O

No good on the joanna, but I'm alright on the fiddle.;-)

OK Harry...that's all right, got to keep our pets happy haven't we!

Some hay for Harry's mule! :^O

(Just watch my hanging baskets, mule! OK?) :^O

Now you've done it Harry, shooting the piano player, plods outside, I'm scarpering. Tara.

A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky.

The landlord says: "Hey, we've got a whisky named after you.

"The horse replies: "What, Eric?" 😄

Bye Harry. Really pleased you came along...:-x

A man walks into a pub with a roll of tarmac under his arm. He walks up to the bar and says: "Pint please, and one for the road." 😄 :_|

Seeing it's early afternoon, a glass of Bolly please, oh and pour one for Suzie - on my tab of course!! Ta. B-) Do my shades make me look sexy?

Thank you ronny :-x  YOU are most kind and yes of course you look dead sexy in yer shades B-)

HOWEVER - I'm dying of thirst waiting patiently here. This management need to buck up  - I finished my cava ages ago - nicely presented as that was mind- credit where credit is due :-D. BUT they still haven't poured me the bolly you bought for me ronny.:_|

Psst! You wanna watch these guys - I bet they've put it on yer tab too 😮 😉

No tapas either 😞 

Did I mention I was from the 'Good Bar Guide' ? ]:)

Here's your drink, Suzie :-x

Been a bit rushed here ~ sorry...

Thankyou 🙂

I can see you have yer hands full.

If I can't have tapas, can I have the snipe?