Anyone any good at translation???

OK, have a go at translating the following sentence in to simple, plain English:-

 

The universe branches whenever a quantum system in superposition becomes entangled with its environment. 



It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.

Are We Talking About Schrodinger's cat Theory Smiley Happy

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No, beyond that.



It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.

I couldn't make any more sense of the rest of the article.Woman SurprisedWoman LOL

Gobbledygook?



It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.

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Something to do with Photons' ability to seemingly be in two or possibly even more places at once??

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