Plastic flowers?????? :_|

:^O

This man is a plastic flower seller 🙂

I mean the flowers are plastic ~ not him 😮 :^O

More amusing newspaper headlines...

Police begin campaign to run down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit too far

If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while

You reckon?

From 'Proof Reading Is A dying Art'

Antique mirror stolen from Auction house. A police spokeswoman says she and her colleagues are looking into it.

🙂

Hello caution :-x Are you still there or have you nodded orf? 😄

I nodded off!  Now I feel even worse! :_|  I'd better have a double expresso. :-x

I nodded off!  Now I feel even worse! I'd better have a double expresso.

Stone Me! An emergency! 😮

Get this down you quickly, caution 😮

*bet she's gorn orf again* :^O

BTW I nearly nodded off too just now. I've been on the phone to Orange (my ISP). Been trying to avoid phoning them but had to in the end. My biggest fear was getting to talk to someone I couldn't understand ~ and it happened! :_|

Nice guy, but his Indian accent had me saying 'pardon' so many times I now can't stop saying it. :^O I told him I have a problem with my Livebox and he told me I have a problem with my Livebox :_| :^O

But he did a check on my BT line and said they are doing some work on it and that could be causing me to lose my connection. He's going to ring back when they've finished. We will see..

Pardon? There I go again! 😮 :^O

Thanks, Bill.  :-x  That's a start anyway.

*hooks self intravenously to Bill's coffee machine*

You want to move to Madasafish!  I am on first name terms with their technical support.  I think it is manned by a lone individual. :^O

Thanks, Bill. That's a start anyway.

You're welcome. Can't have you nodding orf at the bar. Harry might suspect you of being drunk and eject you 😮

*hooks self intravenously to Bill's coffee machine*

*makes note of espresso addiction* 😮

You want to move to Madasafish!  I am on first name terms with their technical support.  I think it is manned by a lone individual.

I have just Googled them. £9.99 a month ~ not bad. Will bear that in mind. My name could well be on their lips too quite soon!  They will be flooded with calls from both of us! :^O

Boogie the Bar cat.

Boogie's bootiful Bill!:-x

A glass of your coldest, driest cider would be much appreciated kind sir  😄

Hi puss :-x

He's cute ~ but troublsome 😄

How are you?

Your cider ~ just as you like it 🙂

The Moon and the Rose

Though this was the Bar cat

Boogie the Bar cat.

No Tommy ~ Boogie is definitely Black & White. Although he was hiding in the washing machine a few days ago. Might have had a rinse perhaps 😄

No your not drunk..this is how i look..

The Edmonton Humane Society are 'friends' on my Facebook page.

This is a video of Raquel ~ a cat they care for until someone comes for her...

Pet of the Week - Raquel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_qYFq_HTgY&feature=related

snipe:^O

snipe:^O

Well done, Jimbo.

But I was after that...:^O

Public interest video.

😮

Queen overheard criticising Duchess wedding dress display

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14257114

Cuppa tea please Bill.

Her maj wasnt critisising Kates dress. She was critisising how they it was being shown.