Phew!! After participating on the RT last night, and today, I need a stiff one.

Large .... er no,     make that a treble Whiskey on the rocks, Charlie, or Bill.

Luv u lots :-x :-x

I was talking to the Whiskey!!

I've just helped myself, tired of waiting, I owe you for a very small whiskey  😉 . Cheers!!! :-x

Just came in for a bottle of whisky.. everyone must be on holiday.. help serve yourself today.

Hi Harry  :-x

Hanging baskets for the baskets mule and the goat 😐

Now perhaps they will leave Charlie's alone 😛

:^O

Oh I see. Now that's fighting talk, you know 😮

Charlie once wounded a snail for daring to nibble at her hanging baskets! 😮

*bet that's got her quaking in her fake leather cowboy boots!* :^O

Just the mention of her name scares the snails :^O

Good morning all 😄

Now don't all rush :^O

Received these newspaper headlines in an email yesterday. The statements are funny enough but the added comments are often even funnier...

Panda mating fails: Veternarian takes over.

What a guy!

Juvenile court to try shooting Defendant.

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

Cold spell linked to temperatures.

Who would have thought it!

Red Tape holds up new bridge.

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

:^O So much for proof reading!

*pushes through the crowds to the bar*

Morning, Bill. :-x

Good headlines.  😛

I can't decide whether to have a coffee to keep me awake (bad night ) or to forfeit lunch in favour of a nap!

Decisions, decisions!

*pushes through the crowds to the bar* Morning, Bill. :-x Good headlines.  😛 I can't decide whether to have a coffee to keep me awake (bad night ) or to forfeit lunch in favour of a nap! Decisions, decisions!

Well I'll hang around until you make up your mind.

As if I haven't got enough to do!  :^O

Sorry you had a bad night. Counting sheep can get a bit tedious, can't it? 🙂

I tried it last night but kept seeing goats! 😮 :^O

:^O Very funny Bill. Hi guys. :-x Could I have a coffee please Bill? How are the hanging baskets?

Hi Harry :-x

Glad you thought so. Have a few more to put on later. Hanging baskets are looking a bit dowdy because of the @@@@ weather but we will overcome it ~ and get some plastic ones! :^O  That'll upset the mule's diet! :^O

One black coffee 🙂

YEAH! the bars open, 😄

the usual please Bill,  B-)

YEAH! the bars open, 😄 the usual please Bill,  B-)

Hi Jimbo ~ how did your anniversary night go? The meal I mean ~ nothing personal like 😮 :^O

Had a lovely meal at a very nice pub near home,-er! (not as good as yours,but you try different places don't ya,?) 😉

then we came home and enjoyed a bottle of wine in the back garden, :-D,

Oh! and same again please, got a bit of a thirst on. :^O

Hello caution :-x

Are you still there or have you nodded orf? 😄

Had a lovely meal at a very nice pub near home,-er! (not as good as yours,but you try different places don't ya,?) 😉 then we came home and enjoyed a bottle of wine in the back garden, :-D, Oh! and same again please, got a bit of a thirst on. :^O

Sounds great, Jimbo  (pleased you mentioned it wasn't as good as our pub though) :^O

Have this one on the house...