A bucket of oats for the mule, on me Bill,?

er! I meant "on me" Bill,

not as in put it on my bill,

OH! booger " Whateverrr" :_|

"Nurse! I've fallen out of bed again" 😐

You've come in here for your oats? 😮  I'll have you know this is a respectable bar. 😮

It's a good job the landlady is lounging on her @@@@ again in the sun busy doing important work at home or she would be cross 😐

Nurse! Put Jimbo back in bed and strap him in! :^O

Cat and Dog funny (get out of my bed)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXYhn2Wwxhs&feature=player_embedded

Right, I'm away now.

Hope the repairs are satisfactory, it's as if  I never was here. Doors as good as new now.  Bye!!!!

Good morning 🙂

Anybody up?

Sober?

Awake?

Good morning!

Yes, yes and yes! 😄

Has everyone else gone off on their hols then? 😐

Is there a rota for feeding the livestock?

:^O

Don't get many women saying 'yes, yes, yes', like that, Caution 😮 :^O

Not on my hols, but on my toes! Fancy a drink? :-x

A satisfied customer! 

I'll have a coffee ... as you're offering. 😉

Women say yes,yes,yes, to me, B-)

OH! Charleeeee, may I have a pint of guinness,? 🙂

a large whiskey,? 🙂

and a packet of crisps,? 🙂  please.

Satisfaction guaranteed 😄

One coffee for Caution :^O

Women say yes,yes,yes, to me, B-) OH! Charleeeee, may I have a pint of Guinness,? 🙂 a large whiskey,? 🙂 and a packet of crisps,? 🙂  please.

Sorry to disappoint you, Jimbo, but Charlie is not here yet so you'll have to make do with me...:-D

*Probably half cut anyway and wouldn't know who served him* :^O

Hey, seen this new Edit thingy? Any ideas what that's all about then? I clicked on it and it said 'Edit this post' When I got inside it said 'You cannot edit this post' :^O

:_|

Now the 'edit function' has gorn" :^O

I dont do things by half Bill,;\

I'm fully cut,*hic*, :-p.

shame again *hic* pleeesh,*hic*-hold the crithps *hic* :^O

Bill, if that happens again, can you take a screen shot?  James is collecting them. 😉  The illusive lesser-spotted edit is a rare species, on a par with the Abominable Snowman.  😛

I am waiting to pounce, caution. I have a pith helmet and a net! :^O

Well done!

Boy Scout, were you? :^O

I'll have the crisps Jimbo doesn't want ... as long as they are salt 'n' vinegar! 😛

Dib-dib! :^O

Never quite made the grade for the scouts. Failed on the fire-lighting test. Rubbed my two sticks together and burnt the tent down :O:^O

Ooh, a grab bag!  Twice the size of a multi-pack bag.  Most generous of you, Bill.

If you burnt the tent down, that is surely evidence you were more than capable of lighting a fire. :^O

Well you are our best customer, caution. We must look after you.

As for the tent-burning incident, well it was a weeny bit more than that. The tent next to mine also caught light ~ and the entire woods a few trees.

Then one of the fire engines and the farmhouse in the next field and...and...and 😮 :^O