Wasn't it you who told me they would drink just about anything?  And that Harry was always @@@@@@ as a newt? :^O



Our last remaining customers ~ and you're saying that^^about them! Tsk! :^O



At least the stock will get used up with you around ~ tanker tummy! 😮 :^O



Probably originates from the deepest wilds of Kent...inhabited by strange tribes I hear! :^O



I can be quite likeable you know ~ not at all strange. That would cost you extra anyway :O:^O




Well you've never asked to see my licence!



No, now I wonder why I haven't!:^O



Because you want me :^O :^O



*she's passed out*




Have a Margarita ~ for shock :^O



Ooh, my favourite...ta and thanks! :-x



Anytime, dar.. Charlie :-x




But isn't it time to call time, Bill! :^O



Guess so, Charlie. @@@ Mondays! :^O



Night night, sleep tight Mwaaaaah


:^O  ^^^


War & Peace ~ Volume 1 by Bill:^O





But isn't it time to call time, Bill! :^O



Guess so, Charlie. @@@ Mondays! :^O



Night night, sleep tight Mwaaaaah




Goodnight Bill, and sweet dreams :-x



*leaves me to clear up the place for the early shift~ again!*:^O


CG

*leaves me to clear up the place for the early shift~ again!*:^O




Yep! Get yer finger out then and get on with it! :O:^O



BFN :-x

garden fence



'tis all go round here in the middle of the night, ain't it?



:^O



To me, a pacifist teetotaler, a magnum is an ice cream.  I'll have a mint one thanks.



😉



Oh, and Sneezy will have a hanging basket.  Pelargonium flavoured preferably.



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HAPPY 12TH July    have a pint for me  it is old but it is beautiful ..................B-)


garden fence



'tis all go round here in the middle of the night, ain't it?



:^O



To me, a pacifist teetotaler, a magnum is an ice cream.  I'll have a mint one thanks.



😉



Oh, and Sneezy will have a hanging basket.  Pelargonium flavoured preferably.



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It was 'all go', Caution. Charlie got out of hand and needed putting in her place. Didn't work though :^O



To me, a pacifist teetotaler, a magnum is an ice cream.  I'll have a mint one thanks. 😉



A pi.. sorry,:O a pacifist teetolaler you say? Well I shall have to start putting a 'little something' into your coffee then, won't I? :^O



Oh, and Sneezy will have a hanging basket.  Pelargonium flavoured preferably.



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If Charlie sees this then Sneezy the Goat will be Lunchy the Roast! 😮 :^O



But I will not say anything ~ this time 😐




Orf to Find Boogie the Cat who's limelight has been thwarted somewhat  by a Donkey and and Old Goat ~ and he ain't happy! :^O


HAPPY 12TH July    have a pint for me  it is old but it is beautiful ..................B-)




Thank you, Rosie. Old and beautiful eh? Okay, I believe you...:^O






Roast goat?  pondering Hmmm ... yes, I can see that catching on.  One goat won't go far though.  We need a herd.  Photobucket



Had a very busy day, so something long and cool and relaxing when you have a moment.

A herd you say? This could turn into Bill & Charlie's Farm. :^O



I will arrange a board meeting to discuss it, Caution. Meanwhile here's something long and cool...and it'll knock you for six! it's a very relaxing drink...:|





One large Claymore Whiskey with two round ice balls, if you've only got cubes then pleeze shave 'em for me.



Oh, and a dash of soda water.



That's reasonable innit!



Oh, and make it snappy. I want it now.  X-(

Am I your first beligerent customer. :^O

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Hi guys. :-x



Ronnie...I liked your joke....made me smile....some people haven't heard every joke under the sun, so keep them coming. 🙂


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Ronny...



Squares or balls ~ just press the relevant button  😄

Hi Harry,



People think because they have heard a joke, or it's very very old, then everyone must have.


I read other folks jokes, some make me groan, some make me laugh, many I've heard before, but I love to read them.


That  being the case, I post the ones that I like.



Others think that everyone trolls websites to find them. Mine are usually sent, or from my vast repertoire, yes, I am a musician, but I told a few jokes to add variety to our show.


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Ronny...



Squares or balls ~ just press the relevant button  😄




Excellent. I hope they're the right size. I hope your balls aren't too small!!  :^O  :^O  :^O

Average Ronny ~ average :^O

Do you not like poles then?

Poles as in 'scaffold poles' or Poles as in 'from Poland'? ?:|

Are we closed today? 😉

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Another day, another cake!