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12-07-2011 12:36 AM
Wasn't it you who told me they would drink just about anything? And that Harry was always @@@@@@ as a newt? :^O
Our last remaining customers ~ and you're saying that^^about them! Tsk! :^O
At least the stock will get used up with you around ~ tanker tummy! 😮 :^O
Probably originates from the deepest wilds of Kent...inhabited by strange tribes I hear! :^O
I can be quite likeable you know ~ not at all strange. That would cost you extra anyway :O:^O
Well you've never asked to see my licence!
No, now I wonder why I haven't!![]()
Because you want me :^O :^O
*she's passed out*
Have a Margarita ~ for shock ![]()
Ooh, my favourite...ta and thanks! ![]()
Anytime, dar.. Charlie :-x
But isn't it time to call time, Bill! ![]()
Guess so, Charlie. @@@ Mondays! :^O
Night night, sleep tight Mwaaaaah
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12-07-2011 12:50 AM
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12-07-2011 12:54 AM
*leaves me to clear up the place for the early shift~ again!*![]()
Yep! Get yer finger out then and get on with it! :O:^O
BFN :-x
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12-07-2011 8:25 AM

'tis all go round here in the middle of the night, ain't it?
:^O
To me, a pacifist teetotaler, a magnum is an ice cream. I'll have a mint one thanks.
😉
Oh, and Sneezy will have a hanging basket. Pelargonium flavoured preferably.

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12-07-2011 9:45 AM
HAPPY 12TH July have a pint for me it is old but it is beautiful ..................B-)
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12-07-2011 4:00 PM
'tis all go round here in the middle of the night, ain't it?
:^O
To me, a pacifist teetotaler, a magnum is an ice cream. I'll have a mint one thanks.
😉
Oh, and Sneezy will have a hanging basket. Pelargonium flavoured preferably.
It was 'all go', Caution. Charlie got out of hand and needed putting in her place. Didn't work though :^O
To me, a pacifist teetotaler, a magnum is an ice cream. I'll have a mint one thanks. 😉
A pi.. sorry,:O a pacifist teetolaler you say? Well I shall have to start putting a 'little something' into your coffee then, won't I? :^O
Oh, and Sneezy will have a hanging basket. Pelargonium flavoured preferably.

If Charlie sees this then Sneezy the Goat will be Lunchy the Roast! 😮 :^O
But I will not say anything ~ this time 😐
Orf to Find Boogie the Cat who's limelight has been thwarted somewhat by a Donkey and and Old Goat ~ and he ain't happy! :^O
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12-07-2011 4:02 PM
HAPPY 12TH July have a pint for me it is old but it is beautiful ..................B-)
Thank you, Rosie. Old and beautiful eh? Okay, I believe you...:^O
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12-07-2011 4:30 PM
Roast goat?
Hmmm ... yes, I can see that catching on. One goat won't go far though. We need a herd. 
Had a very busy day, so something long and cool and relaxing when you have a moment.
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12-07-2011 5:10 PM
A herd you say? This could turn into Bill & Charlie's Farm. :^O
I will arrange a board meeting to discuss it, Caution. Meanwhile here's something long and cool...and it'll knock you for six! it's a very relaxing drink...:|

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12-07-2011 5:18 PM
One large Claymore Whiskey with two round ice balls, if you've only got cubes then pleeze shave 'em for me.
Oh, and a dash of soda water.
That's reasonable innit!
Oh, and make it snappy. I want it now. X-(
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12-07-2011 5:19 PM
Am I your first beligerent customer. :^O
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12-07-2011 5:25 PM
Hi guys. :-x
Ronnie...I liked your joke....made me smile....some people haven't heard every joke under the sun, so keep them coming. 🙂
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12-07-2011 5:29 PM
Claymore Whiskey with two round ice balls DIY Kit :^O

ICE MAKER
Ronny...
Squares or balls ~ just press the relevant button 😄
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12-07-2011 5:32 PM
Hi Harry,
People think because they have heard a joke, or it's very very old, then everyone must have.
I read other folks jokes, some make me groan, some make me laugh, many I've heard before, but I love to read them.
That being the case, I post the ones that I like.
Others think that everyone trolls websites to find them. Mine are usually sent, or from my vast repertoire, yes, I am a musician, but I told a few jokes to add variety to our show.
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12-07-2011 5:35 PM
Claymore Whiskey with two round ice balls DIY Kit :^O
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ICE MAKER
Ronny...
Squares or balls ~ just press the relevant button 😄
Excellent. I hope they're the right size. I hope your balls aren't too small!! :^O :^O :^O
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12-07-2011 8:49 PM
Average Ronny ~ average :^O
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12-07-2011 10:10 PM
Do you not like poles then?
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12-07-2011 10:15 PM
Poles as in 'scaffold poles' or Poles as in 'from Poland'? ?:|
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13-07-2011 3:52 PM
Are we closed today? 😉
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13-07-2011 4:10 PM
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Another day, another cake!