phil want meuseli? (sp?)

Morning all.  :-x

I'll have toast. 😄

Morning all.  :-x I'll have toast. 😄

Good mo...afternoon, Caution :-x

Your toast...

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Was just getting the saliva juices going at the thought of some lovely, warm, buttered and marmited toast ... and I scroll on down ... and ...

Pfttt!

:^O

'tis lunchtime now, so scrap the breakfast order and I'll have a cream tea.  😛

:^O

Helloooo :^O

I will fetch you a cream tea ~ stay right there and please stop dribbling :^O

One cream tea...:-x

Rather fancy one of those myself...

Now that does look lovely.

I hope those are not the rubbish Elsanta variety strawberry though. 😐  I was absolutely shocked to learn Wimbledon serve up Elsantas. What are they thinking?

Elsanta strawberries are the common choice of most supermarkets and definiely NOT for Wimbledon. 😮  That is disgraceful!

And as for your question regarding the ones I served you ~ they were hand-picked especially for you from the Garden of England. And definitely NOT Elsanta! 🙂

Hope you enjoyed them, Caution :-x

🙂

On a flight from New York to Paris, soon after take-off the pilot announces: "I'm sorry, but we have lost one of our engines. Subsequently, we will arive in Paris approximately half an hour late."

A few minutes later, he comes on again:
"Hate to disappoint you folks, but another engine is down. Don't panic - we've still got two going, but now we'll be about 2 hours late."

After another few minutes, he comes on again:
"Look, I am really sorry about this, but somehow we have lost our third engine. Still nothing serious to worry about, but we will be about five hours late to Paris."

After hearing this, the blonde turns to the guy sitting next to him and remarks,
"If we lose the other one, we'll be up here all night."

Going to pot, Harry :^O

Gets any worse and I might go to pot ~ that's if Jake will let me have one! :^O

I can't think of anything interesting to post ... but since when has that stopped me!

:^O

Coffee, please Bill.  And something for the goat.

If your "going to pot" Bill,   ?:|

does that mean your getting a snooker table,? or turning to drugs,? :^O,  :-p.>>>>>>>>>>>>>;\

I can't think of anything interesting to post ... but since when has that stopped me! :^O Coffee, please Bill.  And something for the goat.

:^O

It's a good thing we have a place such as this where can do and say things that have no interest whatsoever to anyone :^O

Coffee and carrots :O:^O

Yes indeedy!

*munches on the carrots and passes the coffee to the goat*

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Yes indeedy! *munches on the carrots and passes the coffee to the goat* 😛

:^O:^O

Well that should add a very unique flavour to the goat's milk! Could flog that at the bar for a highly inflated price cocktail 😄

And we could save on the lights because you will be able to see in the dark now 😮 :^O

"Make mine a coffee"

The goat wasn't keen, so have that one.

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The goat wasn't keen, so have that one. 😛

Fussy goat! Or words to that affect! :O:^O