Happy Anniversary, Margaret :-x

If you pop in, there is a penny off all the drinks for you 😄

*Bet she'll never call me mean again* :^O

Coffee on the go in case Charlie comes in 🙂

Hi Harry :-x

One cup of coffee...

You okay?

Yes I'm ok...any reason why I shouldn't be?

No of course not ~ I am being polite!

No but big Jake is so watch yer step :^O

Hi Bill :-x......you got a snipe! 

Caution's not going to be happy....:^O

Hi Harry :-x

I'll have a coffee too please...plus a round of those nice tuna sandwiches too ....I'll be by the pool, it's hot in here...we need a fan! 😄

:^O Oh, sorry Bill.....I'm a bit suspicious when asked if I'm ok.... Is big brother watching me......? :^O

I should think so too! 😮  It's a wonder you didn't shoot me! :^O

*Trigger-happy this afternoon* 😮

:^O

Sorry I've not been in for a while Bill,  BUT, I've had my G/son staying for a few days, :_| he nicks me lappy to play "world of blerdy warcraft" :_|!

OH! booger I need a pint of guinness, and a LARGE bourbon ??????? or two,

purriton the slate, :-), pleeeeeeeez,:-D

Hi Charlie :-x

I did get a snipe, didn't I? 😮  Mind you, it was pretty quiet on here and nobody else was in the running for it so I just sailed though without even noticing until afterwards :^O

Caution's not going to be happy....

There's always a downside when I do anything! :_| :^O

One coffee...

One tuna sandwiches...

You okay, Charlie? I'm only asking like, don't go orf the deep end like Harry. She gave me quite a turn, she did :O:^O

Hi Jimbo. I know the feeling. Got my little granddaughter here at the mo. Just had a photo shoot with her. Sat on me phone she did...:_| :^O

One Guinness...enjoy it!  😄

Here you are, Charlie ~ cool orf!  :^O

*what I have to do around here*

*By the pool, she is ~ idle ~ bone idle!* :^O

Here's your Bourbon, Jimbo 😄

...or two :^O

Erm...Charlie...I wouldn't mind a drink mysef, y'know. Usual would be nice ~ that's if you can stop pretending you are in difficulties in the pool and LET GO OF THAT LIFEGUARD!!! X-(

:^O

hi bill some champers  for margs  wedding anniversary please   thankyou .............:-x

Here you are, Charlie ~ cool orf!  :^O

:_|

What is that?

I thought this was supposed to be an up-market establishment....to match the prices! :^O

This is what I meant.......:-p

Well, at least the coffee was hot and the tuna sandwiches were fine!

One drink for the busy landlord....as soon as he gets orf that sun-lounger...:^O

What do you mean, what is that? 😮

I spent an age in the Poundshop half-price sale for that!  How was I to know you wanted a @@@@ Chinook helicopter? :^O

*Snob* :^O

One drink for the busy landlord....as soon as he gets orf that sun-lounger...

:^O

Am orf it now :^O  Thanks for the drink :-x

Was good to know I got the coffee and sandwiches right :^O

Will you do me a fry-up for tea time please? Ta...:-D

hi bill some champers  for margs  wedding anniversary please   thankyou .............:-x

Hi Rosie ~ sorry to have kept you waiting. Seems I'm the only one doing any work around here :^O

One glass of champgne...:-)