Disney Junior  sounds like the appropriate channel

for The Mr Trumpet  Show 

Love him or loath him, at least he's an Anglophile unlike the present administration or even worse the alternative.

I thought I might try the Gay Mexican pole dancing Channel.........trouble is it's in Russian with subtitles.

I Must Get Out More Evo, I Just Had To Google It And It's A Real Channel

I act as a listening station for GCHQ on the side, kind of semi retired you might say...........nice little earner.

I don't know what I was called, I had Cauliflower Ears.........so I couldn't hear them.

I'd like to watch the important bits......probably on BBC. The whole idea of him becoming President is so weird and out there....half of America is **bleep**-a-hoop and the other half is in a state of shock and crying over its burgers. Whatever people think, he is going to be Pres...unless something catastrophic happens before Friday. He might just shock everyone and be a good Pres....stranger things have happened...look at Ronald Reagan. But the BBC with probably go totally overboard and into overdrive as usual!