I tried to follow my dreams, but now I have multiple restraining orders. 
I don't have an inner child.
I have an inner old person who wants everyone to be quiet. 
Don't just assume that when I'm angry that I'm on my period, otherwise when you're sleeping I will just assume that you are dead and bury you in my back yard. 
I'm making some changes in my life.
If you don't hear anything from me, you're one of them.
Whenever I'm sad, you are there.
Whenever I'm having problems, you are always there.
Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there.
Let's face it...You are bad luck!
At weddings old people tap me and say, "You're next".
So I started doing that to them at funerals.
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I remember when studying Latin at school, we learnt some nonsense poem; using latin words, but read as if it were English ( lets see if I get it right now )
Caesar ad sum jam forte
Pompet ad erat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Pompey in is at
