Ooooo, Margie's posted. I think she's miffed because no-one's suggested a prezzy for her?

OK, well I think a nice new sheet of Copper would be appropriate. Why? Well, when she was making her last batch of Moonshine, she'd been partaking a bit readily and fell asleep. The still sprang a bit of a leak and exploded so if I give her a new sheet of Copper now, she can make a new still in time for Christmas?

Who told you about that?.

I've got a listening device installed in your place recording everything. 

When your hubby gets back he can get on with cutting out the Copper and soldering all the bits together?

I think Harry should receive a nice new set of paintbrushes..as I have heard that she is a very good artist. Then she could crack on with a nice big portrait of herself brandishing her magnums. And before all you lovely blokes rush to agree....I mean her guns!😮