That head-banging image looks like me whenever I hear Graham Norton's infuriating clucking laughter - mostly at his own inane quips. Come to think of it, so does the one above that too. After five minutes, I can't bear it any longer. Zap !

Same here, But Daffy should be excused as he is in remission following behavioural therapy. He has the voice of Brian Blessed as his doorbell sound, His lounge is decorated with Clare Balding wallpaper, he has a large ashtray formed from a melted down bust of David Cameroon. His main claim to fame is that he did the house clearance for the late Edmund Trebus most of which is retained in his loft and those of his neighbours as he seeks to sell it on a well known auction website. Buyer beware

Same here, Lynda, can't stand him.

Is that Michael Weatherly from NCIS?

To post or not to post that is the Friday question. 

The smart money is on not, it is always remotely possible tha a cunning newbie might appear with a feedback question, or perhaps as usual and aided by the first half decent weather of the year the bar will close early and the forum will drift into a coma once more.

Whistles a happy tune

Sadly last night (Friday) appeared to have been somewhat of a damp squib. We weren't regaled with the omnipotent Creeky's highly rated opinions, and who was indeed conspicuous by his absence.

I understand he's traversing Northwards to Middlesborough today (Saturday), to watch some seagulls playing football, so he'll have had an early night, with a mug of warm milk and a digestive biscuit for company. Hope the weather is kind to him.

* sings ♫ Follow the Yellow Brick Road ♫ *

That might explain why a Seagull has left his gigantic calling card on my patio. tbh I think Brighton and Hove Albion deserve a nickname which reflects the modern, culturally diverse nature of the Town, Answers and ideas on here please and creeky can be invited to choose a winner

The Shirt-Lifters? It's 1 - 1 at the moment. Oh dear, a sending off.... The SLs are down to 10 men.

So, it's the play-offs for the SLs?