Through a mutual friend I once offered someone a job doing a bit of occasional housework but was turned down.
She did it eventually though it did require me to marry her. 
@******lynda****** wrote:
I actually enjoy keeping a house clean. My problem is fighting past all the valuable artefacts/junk the man brings in, leaves in heaps, and refuses to move, or let me move. I file stuff, he doesn't. I keep outside stuff outside...he doesn't. I throw out empty boxes, old papers and broken stuff, he doesn't. So even if I spend every available hour polishing etc, the place still looks a mess. As I said up there^^^^ Steptoe and Son, with bells on. 😀😂
Sounds like my wife's bedroom 
@******lynda****** wrote:
My oh made some remark about dust on the tv...we have a coal fire so you'd need to clean it every 5 mins. My mother would. She needs an operation to have the damp cloth removed from her hand.
Anyway, he made some snipy comment, so I said I'd dust the TV..again...if he cleared the kitchen table (you'd have to see it to understand)
He told me to leave the dust.
No one has a kitchen table like ours.😱ðŸ˜
You better not let your hubby see this:
Thanks ladies, I'm taking all these comments on board to use as ammo against the wife.
@jd.linklater wrote:Thanks ladies, I'm taking all these comments on board to use as ammo against the wife.
You can get the hoover out while you're at it 
