There are only two types of dirt......

The dark kind which is attracted to light objects and the light kind which is attracted to dark objects.

Carperpetuation.................

The act, when vacuuming, of running over a strand of fibre at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

🔝Harry's lost it again🍹

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking a change of underwear just in case.

Seems a pointless exercise jd, what good will an airtex vest and a thong be if you come back as a Donkey🐴😇

Good heavens what a peculiarly disturbing image that conjures up................me in a string vest.