Morning all, checks for rodents before ordering anything.

Types letter of complaint to anyone I can think of.

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@marg*e wrote:

Morning all, checks for rodents before ordering anything.

 

Types letter of complaint to anyone I can think of.

 

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  Nooooo! That are Sunderland rodents!    You brought them here. There's even one on your 'rat in the kitchen thread'

 Good morning btw...

       *rocks Gertrude to sleep*

I wish to make a complaint.

I left my Anorak in that cupboard masquerading as a cloakroom, and I find that my password to this gaff - the RT that is - has been removed. Well not to put too fine a point on it, nicked ! I have just spotted Logs on another thread. Has he been snooping and poking around in here ? The security in this joint is appalling. People can just breeze in and breeze back out again taking anything that isn't nailed down, and some things that are. There's not a concierge in sight, the reception is unmanned, and the bar staff non existent. High time there was at least a security camera installed.

Due to the aforementioned theft, I will not be responsible for any posts made under my ID, unless they are approved by myself..

*sweeps out of thread in high dudgeon*

I have noted your complaint, Embsie, and have installed, at my own expense, CCTV throughout the Bar and surrounding area. Do you recognise the shifty-looking character below?

PS. There is no reward ~ sorry.

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@bill-xxx wrote:

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@marg*e wrote:

Morning all, checks for rodents before ordering anything.

 

Types letter of complaint to anyone I can think of.

 

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  Nooooo! That are Sunderland rodents!    You brought them here. There's even one on your 'rat in the kitchen thread'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Good morning btw...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

       *rocks Gertrude to sleep*

 

                  

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I categorically deny (try spelling that first thing in the morning)that I brought it in, was it wearing a Sunderland strip?.

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@marg*e wrote:

I categorically deny (try spelling that first thing in the morning)that I brought it in, was it wearing a Sunderland strip?.

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  I doubt if I could spell it in the afternoon!   Btw, the rat was in the buff, but it had a northern squeak.

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@Anonymous wrote:

Good Morning everyone.

 

No rats this morning.....the coffee tastes lovely, must be the new coffee powder.

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Coffee powder? We have coffee beans. Anyone seen my snuff box?

I popped in for coffee, but I've suddenly gone off the idea.

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@marg*e wrote:

I popped in for coffee, but I've suddenly gone off the idea.

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  I can do you a nice tea?

  *goes looking for cat*  

Anyone seen Logsie? He said he was at the front door an hour ago. Tell him his milk's getting cold.

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@Anonymous wrote:
Coffee and apple pie anyone?

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 Thank you, but I do not deal with doorstep sellers. Doorstep buyers, yes!

  *goes back to till and counts money*

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@Anonymous wrote:

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 When did you start?