Ooooooh don't rupture yourself, will you ? *tsk*

Willums, the next time you're having afternoon tea with Alan, could you please ask him to shove a bit of WD40 on this door ? Took ten minutes for it to open up this morning. I mean the Roundy Table door, not this one. This one's falling off it's hinges.

Breakfast ? It's nearly time for your tea !

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

Ooooooh don't rupture yourself, will you ? *tsk*

 

 

Willums, the next time you're having afternoon tea with Alan, could you please ask him to shove a bit of WD40 on this door ? Took ten minutes for it to open up this morning. I mean the Roundy Table door, not this one. This one's falling off it's hinges.

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Good day, Embsie. I had a spare can of WD40 so I did it myself to save bothering Alan. The reason being, last time we had afternoon tea he dropped one of Charlie's fairy cakes on his foot. He was hopping mad. Some people eh?   

             Ooops!

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@Anonymous wrote:
You was saying....?

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*waits for Embsie*

Stands by with bucket.

Ugh that's gross. Spaghetti ! *retches*

Yes Willums, get me a bucket...I'm going to throw up.

(Now with sound).

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/ml/bucket.wav

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@Anonymous wrote:

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Careful Harry. Some of it's going in your mouth.    

           And what's that dripping through the ceiling?

                      Good.....hic!....night! 

anyone seen EMBs, He said last night, he was going to get some cans to replace the ones He took from the Bar on Sunday

  Thanks for the tip off, Al. He'll be out for a while yet ~ he had one of our pies!

Just one thing to say to that...Hic !

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@Anonymous wrote:

anyone want a rat?

 

 

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   Thanks, but we're fully stocked at the mo.

Beats me why everyone talks about rats when they come in here.