Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar

Anonymous · ‎13-03-2015

tommy.irene · ‎13-03-2015

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," Says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" "Certainly, sorry about that," says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing round this way?" "I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer." The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves. The same thing happens for two weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him: "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!" "Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call." So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money." "I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?" "At the circus," says the barman. "The circus?" Repeats the duck. "That's right," replies the barman. "The circus?" the duck asks again. "With the big tent?" "Yeah," the barman replies. "With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck. "Of course," the barman replies. "And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck. "That's right!" says the barman. The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says......... "What would they want with a plasterer??!"

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.

bill-xxx · ‎14-03-2015

Opens up Bar ~ avoids being trampled on.

electric*mayhem*band · ‎14-03-2015

Follow up:

bill-xxx · ‎14-03-2015

@electric*mayhem*band wrote:
Follow up:

Very true! I'm not silly! That's why I drive a Bentley and you have a moped.

*stifles snigger*

electric*mayhem*band · ‎14-03-2015

(Photograph courtesy of The Logbox Scrapyard Ltd).

There's nothing wrong with my Moped....well when I

get it sorted. Logs sold me it for a hundred notes.....

he said it was worth quadruple that, as it was vintage.

Do you think he's robbed me ? No don't answer that,

I'd rather not know.....................................*ponders*

Anonymous · ‎14-03-2015

bill-xxx · ‎14-03-2015

@electric*mayhem*band wrote:
(Photograph courtesy of The Logbox Scrapyard Ltd).

There's nothing wrong with my Moped....well when I

get it sorted. Logs sold me it for a hundred notes.....

he said it was worth quadruple that, as it was vintage.

Do you think he's robbed me ? No don't answer that,

I'd rather not know.....................................*ponders*

I won't answer as requested but there's a clue in in this >>> (Photograph courtesy of The Logbox Scrapyard Ltd).

I bought a bathtub from the very same ~~crook~~ person and it leaked like a sieve. In fact it didn't have a bottom at all. Wasted gallons of water trying to fill it up too!

bill-xxx · ‎14-03-2015

@Anonymous wrote:

What's up, Harry? You are too quite. You're up to something. I can tell! I'm not scared though.

*locks door and closes shutters*

Anonymous · ‎14-03-2015

electric*mayhem*band · ‎15-03-2015

All day today.

Morning Church Service will be held at Margate Working Mens' Social Club, afternoon tea at the Vicarage, followed by Evensong at Westminster Abbey.

Thank You.

Anonymous · ‎15-03-2015

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Anonymous · ‎15-03-2015

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bill-xxx · ‎15-03-2015

Round Table Choir.

Conductor: Charlie. Logsie: Front row centre. Harry's the one with the beard.

bill-xxx · ‎15-03-2015

Oh, hello Harry. You wasn't there when I posted the choir pic. I wasn't referring to you, btw. I meant Harry..erm..Potter!

electric*mayhem*band · ‎15-03-2015

@bill-xxx wrote:

Oh, hello Harry. You wasn't there when I posted the choir pic. I wasn't referring to you, btw. I meant Harry..erm..Potter!

*sniggers up cassock sleeve*

Anonymous · ‎15-03-2015

church smiley photo: Laughing Smiley SmileyLaughing2Tears.gif

margaret*e · ‎16-03-2015

Where's that Bill hiding, I brought the whole family for the free Mothers day dinner he promised us, and found the whole place boarded up.

bill-xxx · ‎16-03-2015

@marg*e wrote:
Where's that Bill hiding, I brought the whole family for the free Mothers day dinner he promised us, and found the whole place boarded up.

A coachload of riff-raff from the Medway towns was en-route to the Bar. My first thought was to protect my friend Margaret and her family so I boarded the place up.

electric*mayhem*band · ‎16-03-2015

(The following announcement is merely a ruse to take the heat off Willums).

Good Morning. Michael Fish here. Today there will be some weather in the North, but not as much down South. Meanwhile I'm off to the park to feed the ducks, and then maybe have a ride on the swings. Bye for now, see you at ten o' clock.