No moles in my caravan, EMB skinned the lot and made himself some nice gloves for when he goes out nicking washing off peoples lines to sell to the Polish immigrants he sub let his council house to.

 

Ooops, was I supposed to let that out? 

Oi you, it was Willums that called you a Spiv, not me. See him......*sidles out of thread leaving them to it*

Has Logs scared you off, Willums ? Mind you, I don't blame you. He has been known to knock the skin off the top of a rice pudding, when he gets his dander up.

Harry

 

Kim Little scored a hat-trick as Scotlands Women ended the Cyprus Cup with a 3-1 win over the Netherlands in Larnaca.

 

Just popped in to serve logs and EMB with a writ for slander, oh and stealing my dogs dinner.

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

Has Logs scared you off, Willums ? Mind you, I don't blame you. He has been known to knock the skin off the top of a rice pudding, when he gets his dander up.

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No, not scared me off at all, Embsie. I've been to the gym to muscle up. I understand the little thug can give a good right hook in the kneecap ~ if he stands on a box.  

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@marg*e wrote:

Just popped in to serve logs and EMB with a writ for slander, oh and stealing my dogs dinner.

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Shocking goings-on, Margaret. I have posted mugshots of the hooligans all over the town. How much will you pay me if they are caught? 

Did someone mention a writ ? Thought not. *clouts ears twice....and moves on*

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@bill-xxx wrote:

No, not scared me off at all, Embsie. I've been to the gym to muscle up. I understand the little thug can give a good right hook in the kneecap ~ if he stands on a box.  

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(Moved from up aloft).

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@marg*e wrote:

Just popped in to serve logs and EMB with a writ for slander, oh and stealing my dogs dinner.

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Shocking goings-on, Margaret. I have posted mugshots of the hooligans all over the town. How much will you pay me if they are caught? 

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I couldn't possibly offend you by offerng payment.

This is the story of Head A man had a son, but he was born as only a head,no body parts just a head. The man loved his son very much and took care of him, even though he was only a head.When he turned 21, the man took him to Bill & Charlies bar."One whiskey for my boy, bartender!" said the man."You don't want to do that," said the bartender."He's a man, just turned 21! Get him a whiskey!""I'm serious," the bartender insisted. "It's a bad idea.""Just do it!" ordered the man.So the bartender got the head a whiskey, and when he drank it, he sprouted a body! The head and his dad were excited, but the bar tender wasn't pleased."Wow, another one of those for my boy!" yelled the man."It really is a bad idea," the bartender stated."Just give him a stupid whiskey! Geez, I'm paying', ain't I?" said the man, a little angry now.So the bartender gave the son a whiskey, and he grew an arm! The father made the bartender give more whiskey to the head, and he grew another arm, a leg,another leg, and finally the head was a whole person.The son was so excited that he ran into the street, screaming and shouting happily, and was hit by a car and died."I told you,"Bill the bar owner said. "You should've quit while he was a head."

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@bill-xxx wrote:

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@marg*e wrote:

Just popped in to serve logs and EMB with a writ for slander, oh and stealing my dogs dinner.

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Shocking goings-on, Margaret. I have posted mugshots of the hooligans all over the town. How much will you pay me if they are caught? 

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I couldn't possibly offend you by offerng payment.

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OFFEND ME! OFFEND ME! OFFEND ME!  

 

 

 

                     

Bought your Red Nose, Willums ? Logs says he's just sticking to the one he's already got.

 

 

 

 Yes, got mine thanks, but thought you might prefer to see Logise's 'warning beacon' first.

 

 

    

 

 

Logise's? He's even using another name! 

 

 

*bins keyboard*

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Cat Sylvester got your tongue, Harriet ?

 

Nice piccy of Logs, there. Have you been rummaging through his PB account again ?