Beeb shortlist to replace the boys includes, Newsreader Moyra Stewart, Eastenders June Brown, Basil Brush, Gabby Logan, Fred Talbot if available, Christopher Biggins and Janet street porter.
The Stig has been sacked his replacement is a fork lift truck driver from Runcorn.
There will no longer be a live audience as this is believed to encourage permissive behaviour, instead there will be a panel of overseers made up of Local Clergy and clerics across the faith spectrum.
Free view station Dave which exists purely to show Top Gear Episodes is in crisis talks with the Bbc who may have to sell there worldwide rights. To Ivor the Engine.