Take the headphones off Dave :^O

Just emptying my glass, shall we have a coffee?

OK I'll grab a refill before I go B-)

Goodnight and thanks for the excellent nosh, I'll take you home with me next time :-x

Thankyou for leaving the back door open..time for a whisky..

To Bill and Charlie, and to Tommy for bringing us here..

Her maj after the night before

Someone get this old lady a cup of your best coffee.

She's in serious need of it NOW

Morning Tim ~ she does look in a bad way, doesn't she?

Here's a big black one for her :O:-D

*could be a knighthood coming* 🙂

Oh, and you can stay in the pub if you wish...I'm sure Bill won't miss a few more bottles. :^O

X-(

Harry, I was saving that Napoleon brandy for a special occasion. The CCTV footage shows quite clearly that you and Jake were 'watering' Charlie's hanging baskets with it ~ and sticking your fingers up at the cameras! X-(

Now we have to hire some security to keep an eye on the security! :_|

*Should have opened a @@@@ newsagent instead* 😞

:^O

No-one in the Bar since 11am?? 😮

Everybody gone teetotal or something? 😄

:^O

The new pool attendant will be along soon........:-)

This was one of the applicants....

..... didn't get the job though! :^O

Hi Charlie :-x

What's wrong with that applicant for the pool attendant's job? I don't like her hair and why isn't she wearing a top? 😮

She's got a face like the back of a cart horse too!

It's disgraceful  😮

😛

:^O

:^O

😛

No, you're absolutely right, Bill 😄

he she failed to meet requirements!

*was still doing a James Bond film...blast* :^O

have a drink to get over the shock! :-x

and for when you see who DID get the job.....:O

:^O

Thank you for the drink, Charlie :-x

But you say this...

have a drink to get over the shock! and for when you see who DID get the job. 😮

If it's name begins with G and the second name rhymes with looney then I will fill the pool with piranahs X-(

😛

Here's a drink for you too :-x

Evening bar person, please can i have a

***taps chin*** wants to try something different today, but or so many choices, what you do you recommend bar person?

Hi Lin :-x

I would recommend you take a sip of this one ~ Tropicana del Tipsyanna. 😄