Advice please

colchris
Engager

‎26-06-2014 9:42 PM

Sat in my garden last night after a fallout with the light of my life, I noticed a little black thing on my sock biting me,woke up today and my ankle has gone all puffy and purple, got a few beers down me to numb the pain, do you think i should see a doctor or a marriage councillor.

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suzieseaside
Helper

‎26-06-2014 9:54 PM

Neither.  Drink more beer.

All that we are is what we have thought.
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millielilac
Advisor

‎26-06-2014 11:56 PM

Both ....
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tommy.irene
Engager
In response to millielilac

‎27-06-2014 8:23 AM

Just cut the leg off..

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.
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evoman3957
Engager
In response to tommy.irene

‎27-06-2014 10:42 AM

I don't think telling the "Light of your life" that you can't get your "leg over" because you've been bitten on it, is going to be believed somehow. Tell Her you'll have to wait until the swelling goes down........................be careful how you phrase that.Smiley Very Happy

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logbox
Engager
In response to evoman3957

‎30-06-2014 10:06 AM

I think this is a case for embarrassing bodies.

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10phizz
Conversationalist
In response to logbox

‎06-07-2014 5:25 PM

I think it calls for a cold poultice........its up to you where its placed

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rose2008-2008
Helper
In response to 10phizz

‎06-07-2014 7:32 PM

I would have used the Beer on a cold Poultice.Woman LOL

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