Re: I have a problem with my friend

austinwxw · ‎02-06-2014

He looks just like Tango Tony and every time he smiles I become agitated and grumpy with him for no reason.

It's not his fault.

Any advice welcome.

ruth550_2 · ‎02-06-2014

tell him you love him dearly, but could he please wear a paper bag over his head when he comes to see you ....

Anonymous · ‎02-06-2014

Tell him you friendship is over as you are have nightmares and you are concerned for your wellbeing.

cb-home-textiles · ‎02-06-2014

Tell him thats there is a problem but not to worry as ebay will protect him

reneforbeauty1 · ‎02-06-2014

Tell him to shave his beard and moustache off and wear a wig

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Reen.....

jacksnanna · ‎02-06-2014

SELL him a razor and a paper bag. It might be your only sale in a long time judging by everyone else's experience....

Jacksnanna

mpdesignerwear · ‎02-06-2014

Find a new friend

austinwxw · ‎02-06-2014

He is a really good friend though,I lost my wallet and he gave me some money back straight away,no questions asked, although I don't think it was his to give me.

mpdesignerwear · ‎02-06-2014

If he is such a good friend see if you can raise money to help him have some surgery or buy him a wig and contact lenses which may be cheaper?

mikec6647 · ‎02-06-2014

Friend or no friend just hit him. Harsh perhaps but it will be for the best in the long term

Mike

evoman3957 · ‎02-06-2014

Test his friendship, tell him you're not feeling well, so you can't go out and ask him to pop down the shops for you and buy a pack of incontinence knickers.

austinwxw · ‎02-06-2014

We went to the shops on Saturday and I was a little worried about some of my purchases,but he reassured me that I could shop with confidence and guaranteed that I could always get my money back no matter what.

His smile and attitude was inspirational and he made me feel like I could shop forever and never encounter retail difficulties ever again.

evoman3957 · ‎03-06-2014

Oh I see, it's metaphorical.........He's you "Flexible Friend".

rose2008-2008 · ‎03-06-2014

A Lovely Knitted Balaclava??.

tommy.irene · ‎04-06-2014

My friend is ok.

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tommy.irene · ‎04-06-2014

This person has a problem too......

Malaysian man comes up short after buying £100 **bleep** enlarger online... which turns out to be a £5 magnifying glass

Man, named only as Ong, spent £100 online on **bleep** enlarger
When it arrived he found the box contained a £5 magnifying glass
He has complained but officials say it is unlikely he will get money back 4 June 2014

A vain Malaysian man who ordered a **bleep** enlarger online was stunned when the device was delivered - a magnifying glass!

To add insult to injury the magnifying glass came with an instruction that would at least prevent the man from causing injury to himself.

It read: Do Not Use in Sunlight.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2647074/Malaysian-man-comes-short-buying-100-**bleep**-enlar...

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.

rose2008-2008 · ‎04-06-2014

Haaaa haaaa LOL

merehazle · ‎04-06-2014

So does my uncle FRANK.......

f-stop · ‎21-06-2014

@austinwxw wrote:
He is a really good friend though,I lost my wallet and he gave me some money back straight away,no questions asked, although I don't think it was his to give me.

Have you ever been to Tony's place?

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Lost the will to list and on pills for me nerves (:~o

tommy.irene · ‎21-06-2014

Did you ever see my computers..

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