I was in Asda earlier, there was this young mean looking girl on the check-out, face like a slapped **bleep** and all the charisma of a half eaten waffle. I had only bought milk and bread but had no change.
"£1.03 please"
"Sorry this is all I've got," said I as I handed her a £20 note.
"Ain't you got anything smaller? 'cos that'd take all my change and I don't really wanna have to count out £18.97" she replied and pulled a stroppy face.
"Do you want me to pay by card?" I asked.
"Don't do me no favours," she snapped.
I kept my cool and just put my PIN in.
"Cash back?" she asked sarcastically.
I couldn't resist...
"Oh yes, £18.97 please."
......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.
