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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. The bartender comes up to her and says,

''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''

The lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

😄

:^O and a snipe?

Hey! Nice one, Suzie...:-D

That's all 2 of 'em so far on this your magnificent thread. I'm quick on the ball bill - you could do worse than employ me ;-).  Anything to stop me thinking about food - with all these pictures :^O

That's all 2 of 'em so far on this your magnificent thread. I'm quick on the ball bill - you could do worse than employ me ;-).  Anything to stop me thinking about food - with all these pictures :^O

Magnificent thread now, is it? 😮 Not what you were saying yesterday :^O

You iz creeping after a job, izn't you? :^O

Just keep doing it, Suzie. I will be speaking to Charlie about your Sunday roast proposition ~ and any others you care to make 😮 :^O

Just orf for a while...

Be back soon...:-)

Good evening young ladies, can I be of service until Landlord Bill returns? B-) 

You'll be happy to hear I've reserved you both a spot on the naughty smokers step, it's round the back of the bar behind a skip..........just a temporary arrangement with the landlord :^O

Huh! I'm not sitting behind a skip 😮

I'm gonna sit over there by the river and feed my cold chips to the ducks! 

We'll have to work on the management, we'll need a smokers lounge here before winter :^O 

Maybe it's only the exotic smokers who have to go outside............just like being at home really :^O

I will not have all this talk of rebellion in the Bar! Her Majesty's Government make the rules regarding smoking in bars and restaurants. X-(

*have been firm* 🙂

*eases firmness* 😄

But again I will speak to Charlie on this matter and see if it can be resolved. Meanwhile, if you wish to smoke, the area behind he skip remains at your disposal...:-)

The Management 🙂

*eases firmness* 😄

There's a joke in there ... but LW wouldn't like it! :^O

There's a joke in there ... but LW wouldn't like it! :^O

😮

:^O

I was innocent when I typed that ~ and I would stand up in court if I had to 😮 😄

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