Did someone mention a massive joint?.............how did I miss that? 😐

I dont like the toilet paper in this Bar.

I dont use toilet paper...Get me another Gin and Tonic.

Is it ok to  have a wee sing song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spg4HPJP3OA

Lead Vocalist   Sammy King who originally wrote the Song, that was a hit for Roy Orbison

Sammy has released a charity single of this For Erskine Veterans Hospital

on iTunes

Sammy King?

Legend?

WTF? 😮

*saunters in*

Where's the coffee then?

😛

Black please, hold the sugar.

Is it ok to  have a wee sing song?

You've got to be better than Charlie, Al :^O

Hi Caution...:-D

One coffee ~ black

Sugar held...

Thanks, Bill. :-x

*hands cup back for refill*

Another black coffee for caution...:-x

Hope you are enjoying our new venue ~ have a nice day...:-D

Hope you are concentrating on that rare roast beef, Bill. :-x

On the table at 12.30, shall we say? 😉

Hope you are concentrating on that rare roast beef, Bill. :-x On the table at 12.30, shall we say? 😉

I see you have been reading back on what that stirring Suzie has been cooking up? 😄

Well she can cook up a roast beef dinner too if she wants one! :^O

The lunch menu for today is chicken in a basket or chicken not in a basket! 😄

Or fish 'n' chips in or out of a basket! You can have it wrapped in the Guardian too :^O

A barman in town finds a very expensive-looking pen and asks two Paddies at the bar if it belongs to them.

Paddy 1 says "Lend it 'ere a minute and I'll tell you"

He starts writing on a beer mat and says;

"Yep, it must be mine"

"How so?" says the barman

"'Cause that's my writing" he says.

:^O

*collects knife, fork and serviette*

*finds comfy seat*

I'll have fish and chips in a basket, ta.  Oh and don't forget the salt, vinegar and ketchup. 😄

What 😮 😮 😮

No massive joint?  :_| :_| No golden roasties? :_| :_|

Shan't be lunching at Charbillies ...hey caution and Jake - I know a place where we can get a nice joint for lunch B-)  They just dont have the gifs in this place 😐

One fish 'n' chips in a basket for caution...:-x

All caught locally I might add ~ orf the coast of St.Albans...:-D

Too late for caution.  Maybe next Sunday? My treat B-)

Assortment of nibbles for Suzie...:-)