and a wise Xmas message from Nigel Paul

[suzieseaside]

Kent Constabulary replied with an overwhelming "NO" to Mr Farage's offer to promote their seasonal anti-drink drive campaign, apart from one officer who thought it might work.  He said that the endless images of Mr Farage with a pint and a really stupid inane grin had put him off drinking for life, not just for Christmas.

[evoman3957]

I can think of at least half a dozen Professional Footballers, who would be better............they can smash Cars up when their sober...........no problem.

[sir_arthur_strebe-grebling]

Mr Farage surely has got the "don't drink and drive" message:

Impoverished Ukip gives Farage £60,000 to spend on chauffeur

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/politics/article4285534.ece

[suzieseaside]

£60K   that's 10% of UKIP's budget at the start of 2014.

So he won't drive himself, doesn't know how to use a computer (according to Mrs F) and got run over in 1985 falling into the road drunk.

[fallen-archie]

I would gladly drive Forage through the streets of toxteth and back again.

[electric*mayhem*band]

Means nothing to poor old George Michael. He can't seem to get into a car without either bending it, or falling out of one. Stoned, paralytic, or sober, the man seems to be car jinxed. He was even involved in an accident, when he was only the passenger. 

[al**bear]

Midnight tonight, new Drink driving limit comes in to force in Scotland 50 milligrammes (down from 80)

ONE pint of Lager, could put some people over

But one of the biggest impacts, could be drivers being stopped in the morning going to work - even a moderate night out, could mean a fail, depending on when you stopped drinking