2 scousers on a motorbike on m62 going home .. breakdown .. a passing trucker stops & trys to fix the bike but cant .. eh lah give us a lift to liverpool .. i cant i have 20,000 bowling balls on board ,, the scousers say if we can squeeze in will you give us a lift .. he agrees .. they squeeze in the back with there bike and he locks the door .. as the trucker is late he speeds up and the cops pull him for speeding .. the cop asks whats in the back .. **bleep** off the trucker says 20,000 scouse eggs ,, when the cop opens the back he quickly slams it shut .. emergency bring all the cops you can to junction 10 m62 .. dispatch says why do you need so many police to assist... he says we have a load of 20,000 scouse eggs 2 have hatched already and have managed to steal a motorbike already..
......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.
