Stevie's right flower.
Just ask Tommy, or sunzrus
There are numerous joke threads that ran, and ran, but eventually fizzled out.
I tend to post them on individual threads, so that once they've been viewed they can disappear.
I agree with CD about Americanisms,
however also..... an old joke oft told, will always be a new joke to someone else, and those who have heard it before should bear in mind that if it was good the first time round,it deserves to be shared.
Anyhow here goes:
A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her bum.
The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
An Essex girl walks into Boots, and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, "Essex" assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
''I'm sorry,'' says the pharmacist, ''we don't have any.''
''But I always get it here,'' says Essex.
''Do you have the container it comes in?''
''Yes!'' says Essex, ''I will go and get it.''
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, ''This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.''
Annoyed, the Essex girl snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container:
''To apply, push up bottom.'' :8}
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