06-01-2008 8:25 AM
. . . don’t break any of the rules. Happy posting!27-09-2013 7:55 PM
Good Friday golfers . . .
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Enjoy yer intercourse Bunny . . .

27-09-2013 8:06 PM
Ta be honest Petal . . .
. . . I really don't know how ya manage ta fit it all in . . .

Innuendo? What do yas mean?
27-09-2013 8:17 PM
Ya need ta sympathise with Petal . . .
. . . personally, I'm amazed he comes on Fridays at all . . .
Considering he takes it all on without being paid . . .

Dunno's already offering free (off-peak) return tickets ta do the same job . . .
27-09-2013 8:36 PM
27-09-2013 8:54 PM
Cheers Petal . . .
. . . I'll get off fur a wee bite meself . . .
Keep back tho - when I'm hungry I'm likely ta bite indiscriminately . . .

Sweet dreams pork chops . . . Gurgle . . .
27-09-2013 10:21 PM
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28-09-2013 12:35 AM
28-09-2013 3:13 PM
good afternoon me darlings.....sorry I'm late, well days late that is, I've been busy .... you know how it is, knitting fog, cleaning the tartan paint of me paintbrush...get me drift?
anyhoo, now Colin's on his way back home I've hoovered the hairs off me bed sheet...gawd he makes a mess that one.
off to check on me fluffo stock....it's that time of year again. xxxx
28-09-2013 6:53 PM
28-09-2013 7:52 PM
Hello Petal, Daisy & all giffers.
Been a hotty today, weather not me, lol.
Yes I enjoyed a bit of intercourse last night Lefty, thank you.
I was gonna pop back but fell asleep...enjoyed my ale too much 
28-09-2013 7:57 PM
28-09-2013 8:01 PM
I reckon Lefty's on a fitness regime. He needs to shed a few 'Ouzo' pounds. 

28-09-2013 8:13 PM
I had a look at the CS4 problem Petal. Gave a suggestion that might rectify the problem. Not sure why that is happening though.
28-09-2013 8:45 PM
28-09-2013 8:47 PM
Good evening sugar plums . . .
. . . it's good ta know ya had intercourse last night Bunny . . .
I had it some years ago and I remember it wus quite nice . . .

Er . . . actually, I'm still on the ouzo that I brung back . . .
Look - *slurp* . . .
28-09-2013 8:51 PM
28-09-2013 8:54 PM
28-09-2013 8:58 PM
LOL - it's good ta have ya again Daisy . . .
. . . *dribble* and ta fur putting up with Colin fur so long . . .
But it looks like he hasn't wasted any time . . .

"Share" . . . er . . .
Hang on Petal - I'll need ta look up share . . . obviously we don't have it in our Scottish dictionary . . .
28-09-2013 9:14 PM
Neverthehoo . . .
. . . it's well past ouzo o'clock . . .
But meanwhile on the Embra train - tall stories can still work . . .

Hmmmmph . . . yon lassie'll be in tears before she gets ta Waverley . . .
Sleep well poppets . . . I'm sure I will *splurghh* . . .