Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[tommy.irene]

The investigation into Cliff Richard has now "increased significantly" to include former band members. Personally, I think they're chasing Shadows!!

[bill-xxx]

                                             

[bill-xxx]

Mrs Mills ~ My Sweetie Went Away.

                                                 

[bill-xxx]

Goodnight My Love ~ Paul Anka.

                                    

[al**bear]

Hello Kitty

[margaret*e]

Morning, wonder if Bill's ok after that offer to Archie back there, maybe he's had an operation to open his wallet.

[bill-xxx]

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@marg*e wrote:

Morning, wonder if Bill's ok after that offer to Archie back there, maybe he's had an operation to open his wallet.

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Marg!!! Don't remind me. I was stressed! I had nightmares last night over that comment!    

Good morning btw.

[logbox]

He keeps his wallet in a little safe, that little safe is in a meduim safe, that meduim safe is inside a large safe kept in a safe house on safe street safesville,t he key to all the safes are under the plant pot just inside the door.

[electric*mayhem*band]

Nice seaside piano music up there Willums. Try this. I believe Logs is featured in the footage wearing his 'Kiss-me-Quick' hat, but I couldn't stick it out until the end. Bet you can't either.

[electric*mayhem*band]

I'm sure this was meant to be in the above post merely for effect, but it seems to have overflown the page.

[bill-xxx]

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@logbox wrote:

He keeps his wallet in a little safe, that little safe is in a meduim safe, that meduim safe is inside a large safe kept in a safe house on safe street safesville,t he key to all the safes are under the plant pot just inside the door.

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You will never find it now! I have moved the key and put it in the keyhole of the safe. No one would ever think of looking for it there! And I'm certainly NOT going to tell anyone where it is!

   

[bill-xxx]

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

Nice seaside piano music up there Willums. Try this. I believe Logs is featured in the footage wearing his 'Kiss-me-Quick' hat, but I couldn't stick it out until the end. Bet you can't either.

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Thanks Embsie. Am trying to add flavour to the Bar.  (What's left of the joint!)

I listened ~ and watched ~ your video Caught a glimpse and Logs in his flares and flowery skirt. <<< that should have been 'shirt' but I've heard rumours. Just rumours mind.   Oh, any chance of clearing up that mess your wayward seagull left on my page? Ta! 

[electric*mayhem*band]

'Oh, any chance of clearing up that mess your wayward seagull left on my page? Ta'

Wait until CD is passing and drag him in. He always has a spare set of Marigolds in his pinnie pocket. He'll do it for a small sherry.

In fact you might ask him to go right through, upstairs and down. This place is filthy. 

[09charliegirl]

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bill-xxx wrote:

You will never find it now! I have moved the key and put it in the keyhole of the safe. No one would ever think of looking for it there! And I'm certainly NOT going to tell anyone where it is!

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Found the key, guys! At last! (That wallet  needed some un-welding!)

Bar now open BUT ~

Also, cleaning up after seagull. Yuk!

 BBL   

[bill-xxx]

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@09charliegirl wrote:

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@bill-xxx wrote:

You will never find it now! I have moved the key and put it in the keyhole of the safe. No one would ever think of looking for it there! And I'm certainly NOT going to tell anyone where it is!

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Found the key, guys! At last! (That wallet  needed some un-welding!)

Bar now open BUT ~

Also, cleaning up after seagull. Yuk!

 BBL   

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I knew you were here somewhere, Charlie. I saw your bicycle outside while parking the Bentley ~ on top of it! Btw, thanks for cleaning up after that seagull. You did cee-dee out of a job though. Anyway, now the place is open ~ I'm going down the pub! DING! DONG!

  C U Later. (bring my wallet back ~ or else!)   x

[bill-xxx]

At the moment, the Bar is open for drinks only. The kitchen is at forensics.

                   

Come in and enjoy the atmosphere.

[margaret*e]

No one serving,😷 can't get the staff these days,and those dancers are making me crossed eyed spinning around like that.

Flounces off.

[bill-xxx]

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@marg*e wrote:

No one serving,😷 can't get the staff these days,and those dancers are making me crossed eyed spinning around like that.

Flounces off.

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Sorry Margaret. I'm the only one here at the mo and was in the cellar changing a barrel. (I have sacked the dancers for making you go crossed-eyed).

[margaret*e]

I hope you've got enough funds to cover their unfair dismissal case.😲👍

[bill-xxx]

                              A picture speaks a thousand words.