Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

Wanna fag?

Thanks Bill.

...and what else are you gonna give me for keeping the peace in this establishment?

[algasmoon]

The piano player stopped when you swung in Harry 🙂

like your style :-x

[bill-xxx]

:^O:^O

Dear Harry :-x

What would you like to drink? 🙂

(All magnums to be parked outside please!) :^O

Dear Harry? :^O:^O

My Charlie is creeping!

*best @@@@ way!*

:^O

Good afternoon, Harry dear 😄

[bill-xxx]

The piano player stopped when you swung in Harry 🙂

like your style :-x

She shot 'im! 😮

:^O

[Anonymous]

Swell...........

Tell him to start playing again, before I'll I give him an extra hole....

[09charliegirl]

She shot 'im! 😮

:^O

:^O

It was probably James Last! :^O

[Anonymous]

:^O

[squeeking_pips]

Hmm, you pull a good pint Bill, or was it Charlie? Cheers.

[09charliegirl]

:^O

Gonna get in the neck now, Harry ..both of us..:^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O

It was probably James Last! :^O

:^O:^O

YOU will be mopping up tonight, Charlie! :^O

Then ~ my office! :^O

[09charliegirl]

Cheers Pips! :-x

[bill-xxx]

Hmm, you pull a good pint Bill, or was it Charlie? Cheers.

Thank you, pips 🙂

Glad you enjoyed it...

[bill-xxx]

Harry!!! Your horse is munching Charlie's hanging baskets!!

Please see to it, will you!!!

[Anonymous]

Do you serve coffee in this place........?

I'll have a black one.

[Anonymous]

It's not a horse...it's a mule......B-)

[bill-xxx]

Charlie :-x

Have a drink ~ this one's on me 🙂

[golden*crispy]

It's not a horse...it's a mule......B-)

I thought you gave both those mules to Sister Sarah ?

[Anonymous]

Those were different mules.....

[bill-xxx]

One black coffee for Harry...:-)

[squeeking_pips]

Bill, will you please ask that piano player, Barry I think his name is, to stop singing I write the songs, that's three times now I'm getting a cob on.