Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

I'm not drunk....just high on caffeine....

But I will need to go to bed now......

[suzieseaside]

OK sleep well :-x

I'm going for a rummage in the kitchen, although I don't think anything other than a roast will satisfy my cravings. Maybe a bacon sandwich 😛

[Anonymous]

Well as you're too busy with real work...I will make the roast and you can quickly pop in on Sunday to enjoy my master piece. 🙂

[Anonymous]

Ok Suze, enjoy...

Sweet dreams. Catch you later. :-x

Goodnight Bill...:-x

[bill-xxx]

Goodnight Harry :-x

Sleep well...

[suzieseaside]

And it's goodnight from me too bill :-x I'll pop in occasionally for a little break.

[bill-xxx]

Goodnight Suzie :-x

Ok, will see you when you pop in...

[bill-xxx]

SELF-SERVICE SCHEME IN OPERATION DURING OUR ABSENCE.

CCTV in operation for your own safety - thank you for your co-operation

Bill & Charlie :-x:-x

[tommy.irene]

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[tommy.irene]

[Anonymous]

Good morning. :-x

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

we've already got Caution's "dishwasher" 😉 :^O

Only on loan. 😉

Morning all! :-x  Flippin' internet's been down since Monday!

Better make it a doulbe expresso this morning, Bill, to counteract yesterday's withdrawal symptoms.

[bill-xxx]

Good Morning Caution...:-x

One Espresso coffee for you..

[bill-xxx]

Good Morning Harry...:-x

Anything I can get you...?

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Thank you, Bill.

Will be back for a spot of lunch.  The ham platter, I think, or a nice ploughman's.  Just leave it on the bar if you have to go out. :-x

[bill-xxx]

You're very welcome, Caution.

I will arrange for your lunch to be prepared for you if I am not around. Enjoy your day...:-x

[margaret*e]

Morning Caution and Landlord Bill.:-x

[bill-xxx]

Good morning, Margaret :-x

Can I get you anything...?

[margaret*e]

Bit early for me Bill, just popped in to say hello again.:-)

[bill-xxx]

Glad you did, Margaret. You'll have to get CD to bring you in for a meal one evening...? 🙂