Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Well I got that statement in the wrong place as well :_|:_|

not got a lot going for me this morning have I??

Another coffee please 😄

:_|

It did my head in trying to decipher it! :_|:^O

Another coffee for Yvonne...:-D

[yvonnea6313]

Needed that one as well - think I may just get my brain into gear today :^O

[bill-xxx]

Needed that one as well - think I may just get my brain into gear today :^O

Mine needs a bit of a disting too, Yvonne :^O

[bill-xxx]

OMG 'disting*? :_|

See what I mean?  *dusting*

:^O

[yvonnea6313]

OMG 'disting*? :_|

See what I mean?  *dusting*

:^O

SEE!!! it's catching :^O

[bill-xxx]

SEE!!! it's catching :^O

I will see if I can shake it of 😐

Ooops 'off' Not quite there yet... :^O

[yvonnea6313]

:^O:^O

Pour yourself a strong coffee Bill, mine did the trick - just :^O

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*give Bill a bit of a disting*

😮

[bill-xxx]

Okay cheers ~ will have a coffee...:|

Great coffee here...:-D

*hic*

[bill-xxx]

Hi caution. :^O

Mind what you're doing with that duster ~ am fragile today :O:^O

[bill-xxx]

...and why am I wearing pink pigtails? 😮

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I'm the one with the pigtails ... silly!

:^O

I'll be gentle with ya, mind! :-x

[yvonnea6313]

Bill I see you've still not woken up properly 😄

I was a little naughty before and you still haven't noticed]:):^O

[bill-xxx]

I'm the one with the pigtails ... silly!

:^O

I'll be gentle with ya, mind! :-x

Oops! :^O

😄

You look so cute, Caution :-x

Would you like to share a lemonade with me?

[bill-xxx]

:):^O

😮

I missed you being naughty? 😮

Not like me at all ~ where? :-D]:)

[yvonnea6313]

Use those matchsticks to keep your eyes open and have a look around ]:)

Was being mischievious ]:) thought you'd see it immediately ]:)

[bill-xxx]

🙂

Was it this one?

Don't think one person would appreciate we having freebies

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Happy to share a lemonade wiv ya, Bill.

And looking forward to the Sunday roast in a bit.

[bill-xxx]

😄

...or was it this one?

not got a lot going for me this morning have I??

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