Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[rosieb69]

hi marg  he cannot get the staff these days ................;-)

[rosieb69]

There's nothing wrong with my cat!

:^O

  hear no evil speak no evil  see no evil ...............;-)

[rosieb69]

One Guinness for Rosie. 🙂

Can you hear a ringing noise in your ears, Rosie? 😮 :^O

  just the job bill   get marg a pint  ...............;-)

[bill-xxx]

hi marg  he cannot get the staff these days ................;-)

We get the staff but they don't last long ~ Harry takes care of that!

Bar garden is now a cemetery 😞

:^O

[rosieb69]

We get the staff but they don't last long ~ Harry takes care of that!

Bar garden is now a cemetery 😞

:^O

  what did harry do was it the mule  ?

[rosieb69]

  what did harry do was it the mule  ?

  or was it her  big weapon  ......................]:)

[bill-xxx]

Harry has two huge weapons! :O:^O

[rosieb69]

Harry has two huge weapons! :O:^O

 shhhhhhhhhhhhhh   bill we better not upset her   tin hats at the ready ...........................;-)

[bill-xxx]

 shhhhhhhhhhhhhh   bill we better not upset her   tin hats at the ready ...........................;-)

You're right, Rosie. Best not to upset Harry. To make up for it I have picked a little song for her donkey mule. She's gonna love it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r13VayEy8ng&feature=related

[bill-xxx]

Two lrishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down and throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says,

"Why are you throwing them away?"

"Because they're upside down!" he says.

"You twerp," replies Murphy "Save 'em for the ceiling!!"

[bill-xxx]

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[bill-xxx]

[bill-xxx]

After a beer convention, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

[rosieb69]

afternoon bill a nice cup of tea please .......................;-)

[bill-xxx]

Hi Rosie. How's things with you?

[09charliegirl]

Afternoon Rosie:-x

I think Bill's fainted or something...:^O

Nice cup of tea for you...

[09charliegirl]

:^O

TWO cups of tea, Rosie~ that's nice, isn't it! 😉

[rosieb69]

hi thanks charlie   need a brew its been a  lovely day  but bitter cold out had a  walk round the german market  100s of people  out   and about    done some christmas shoppin  ...............;-)

[bill-xxx]

Well, up to our old tricks again I see, Charlie? :^O

[rosieb69]

ps  hope bill is ok ?