Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Algas ~ this is called 'Cheeky Red' an exotic cocktail  ~ *grovels*  :-x

[algasmoon]

Perfect, you can get up now, you'll wear out the knees of that gimp suit B-)

[bill-xxx]

Perfect, you can get up now, you'll wear out the knees of that gimp suit B-)

Geez! Forgot I had it on ~ just opened the door to my neighbour! 😞

[Anonymous]

I would like a coffee please before I have to get back at making the evening meal.

[bill-xxx]

Hi Harry :-x

Wouldn't want to delay you preparing dinner. That WOULD be living dangerously! :^O

[Anonymous]

Thanks Bill.  :-x

[rosieb69]

afternoon bill a nice cup of tea please in a china cup need a brew its lovely but bitter cold out   so put a nip of   jamesons in it please ........................;-)

[bill-xxx]

Hello Rosie 🙂

This should warm, you up 😄

[rosieb69]

thanks bill   needed that   its lovely out but bitter cold been  xmas shoppin ........................;-)

[bill-xxx]

Just had one myself, Rosie. Pretty cold down here in Kent too.

I'd put the heating on but I live in an igloo.

*melts*  😮 :^O

[margaret*e]

Good afternoon Billl, coffee for me please, no sugar.:-x

[rosieb69]

Just had one myself, Rosie. Pretty cold down here in Kent too.

I'd put the heating on but I live in an igloo.

*melts*  😮 :^O

  we get the cold winds coming over from russia bill this part of the country is high up   and very cold in the winter its like living up a mountain ...........................;-)

[margaret*e]

Where's  the tight fistrd miserable cheapskate sneaked off to my dear friend Bill gone after I asked for a coffee.:-x

[bill-xxx]

Where's  the tight fistrd miserable cheapskate sneaked off to my dear friend Bill gone after I asked for a coffee.:-x

😮

Here you are my northern loud-mouthed dear friend, Margaret :-x

*what a nerve* :^O

[margaret*e]

:OWHO YOU CALLING A LOUD MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bill-xxx]

:OWHO YOU CALLING A LOUD MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:^O:^O

My ears! My ears! :_|

:^O

[rosieb69]

hi bill a nice pint of the black stuff   please ....................;-)

[margaret*e]

He can't hear, Rosie, something wrong with his ears.:-(:O

:^O

[bill-xxx]

One Guinness for Rosie. 🙂

Can you hear a ringing noise in your ears, Rosie? 😮 :^O

[bill-xxx]

He can't hear, Rosie, something wrong with his ears.:-(:O

:^O

There's nothing wrong with my cat!

:^O