Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

You must be confusing me with the French piano player...he had a hump...........:^O

[rosieb69]

You must be confusing me with the French piano player...he had a hump...........:^O

  hi harry did you get your hat ?....................;-)

[rosieb69]

I milky tea for Rosie 🙂

Take no notice of Harry. Got the hump because she hasn't shot me yet!  😄

*hides behind giant cup*  

  thanks for the brew bill what sort of  weapon are you using harry ........................;-)

[Anonymous]

No I haven't got the hat yet Rosie.....maybe it went missing in the post...or the posty had it away........hmmmm.....I'll have a "word" with him........see if he feels lucky........]:)

Well Rosie...everybody knows I use a.44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off.......B-)

[suzieseaside]

Oh Oh 😮  Harry's about with her guns

*hides behind bar sofa after slipping bill a fiver to say nowt* 😉

[Anonymous]

Don't worry...you are all perfectly safe..............I only shoot the bad guys. 🙂

[bill-xxx]

I think he should have more than a smack.....but I shall leave it to Charlie...she's pretty good at sorting you out...so......:^O

Oh you reckon, do you?  Ha, I am afraid of no woman 😐

*ducks behind sofa* 😮

*oops! sorry Suzie*  :^O

[bill-xxx]

Good afternoon 🙂

*zonk*

[suzieseaside]

Afternoon bill :-x

Enjoying your siesta?

Yawn ...you are making me feel sleepy!

Have you got a motivational drink in the bar please? Maybe a triple vodka red bull, I mean a vodka and a triple red bull?

Or a brandy and triple expresso?

[bill-xxx]

Am interviewing pianists for the Bar ~ stay tuned

Tuned? ha! :^O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr_6tlunUVI&feature=related

[bill-xxx]

He was good! 😮

Let's hear him again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkSHIXzZMRw&feature=related

[suzieseaside]

Two for the price of one here .... and look no hands ! :^O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDFAVkttkJQ

[bill-xxx]

This might be the better option :^O

...it's bullet proof B-)

[suzieseaside]

Think you need a new piano too bill - after harry's cobweb shooting and skylight creation :^O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPtrqvHGEg

[bill-xxx]

OMG Suzie! :^O:^O:^O

That's a hard act o follow! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Think you need a new piano too bill - after harry's cobweb shooting and skylight creation :^O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPtrqvHGEg

That was great! Even got Harry in it! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Sorry Suzie 😮  Have just spotted your order for a drink. Have this one on the house :-x

[bill-xxx]

Harry! Now that is taking things too far you know! 😮

[bill-xxx]

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

"Yeah, except today is the last night."


😄

[bill-xxx]

A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

"Why not?" askes the brain.

"You're already out of your head."