Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[09charliegirl]

Yep, it is quiet...a bit early for Harry!

Maybe some....

jelly and icecream sushi will tempt 'em in!:^O

Mind you, Bill did mention some entertainment.....:O

*tethers mule out of the way* :^O

[bill-xxx]

Cheers charlie.:-x  Quite quiet on here tonight - there will be too much food 😮

We couldn't have advertised any better. I even pinned a flyer on the back of the mule 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that Charlie will be singing 😮

:^O

😛

[suzieseaside]

I have to admit to feeling a bit jaded tonight - I've lost my sparkle 😮

[hansy564]

Pint of Rioja please and a glass of sparkling whine for the

fishy bird :^O

[suzieseaside]

Singing? 😮  I hope you have earplugs behind the bar!!

[suzieseaside]

WHINE ? X-(

That hansy gets ruder every day (unless it is just his spelling is carp)

😛

[bill-xxx]

Hi Hansy ~ One pint of Rioja 😄

[bill-xxx]

One Martini for Charlie :-x

[hansy564]

Thank you bill I am much obliged sir (dofs cap)

Spellings fine Miss Susie It teases just the same :^O

[algasmoon]

Happy Birthday Suzie, party going ok?  Anyone want a burlesque mask?  B-) I'll have a long tall vodka lemonade please and hope you got suzie's champers on me Bill.

[bill-xxx]

Hi algas :-x

One vodka & lemonade...

[bill-xxx]

Happy Birthday Suzie, party going ok?  Anyone want a burlesque mask?  B-) I'll have a long tall vodka lemonade please and hope you got suzie's champers on me Bill.

I did, algas ~ gave Suzie the bottle yesterday. Knocked it back, she did :^O

[suzieseaside]

I'll put up with your cheek hansy, if you're buying.  But I do think you should cover your cheeks up 😮  :8}

[bill-xxx]

Another Martini for Charlie 😄

[suzieseaside]

Hi algas :-x  Thankyou for the bubbly. It was bill's fault he opened it yesterday without asking and I couldn't let it go flat ;\

[algasmoon]

No probs, have another one, Bill's got my card 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Hi algas :-x  Thankyou for the bubbly. It was bill's fault he opened it yesterday without asking and I couldn't let it go flat ;\

Couldn't let it go is right!!  :^O

[bill-xxx]

No probs, have another one, Bill's got my card 🙂

😮

Oh yes ~ it's still got sixpence left on it 😄

[09charliegirl]

Thanks for the Martini, Bill

*wonders what happened to my G&T* 😄

Here's your vodka and orange... :-x

Hi Algas :-x

How is the hot tub.........? B-)