Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

That looks lovely, Bill. :-x

Hansy, less of the cheek, thank you! 

[hansy564]

No it's fine bill Caution is a founding member of the Laydeez Pipesmoking Association of Britain, Apparently you can always spot her in a crowd :^O

[hansy564]

Sorry I only have a B&W photo

to prove my point!

:^O

[bill-xxx]

That looks lovely, Bill. :-x

Hansy, less of the cheek, thank you! 

You're very welcome, Caution. :-x

😮 Looks like Hansy's blown it - or blown up 😮

:^O

[bill-xxx]

A trubute to Kathy Kirby

Kathy Kirby ~ Secret Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz2VTSMsiY4

[bill-xxx]

..a 'tribute'...:_|

[tommy.irene]

Charlie use,s this to beat the drunks up .

[bill-xxx]

Charlie use,s this to beat the drunks up .

😮

Must remember to stay sober when she's around then 😮

Normally Charlie is quite drunk placid anyway so I think I will be safe...:^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

No it's fine bill Caution is a founding member of the Laydeez Pipesmoking Association of Britain, Apparently you can always spot her in a crowd :^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Sorry I only have a B&W photo

to prove my point!

:^O

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/eOgyPVXlG3o

[merehazle]

Bill, are there any fish & chips or pie & mash shops near you?

You know like in the old days when they were part of our way of life.

They have gone forever round most areas of London. like most of our little old churches and little old PUBS. 

Any way, (cough) could I have another glass of warm milk please, and it must be warm.

Bless you Sir.

[hansy564]

I thinks it's Balti Night tonight Mere :^O

[bill-xxx]

One glass of warm milk for mere...

Sorry to have kept you waiting but we are short of warm cows..:O:-D

[bill-xxx]

Plenty of fish 'n' chip shops around here, mere. But pie and mash I'm not sure of...

*pie & mash* :_|

*spits"

:^O

[tommy.irene]

They say we are all going to die tomorrow, so can i have 12 bottles of whisky to start with,,

[bill-xxx]

They say we are all going to die tomorrow, so can i have 12 bottles of whisky to start with,,

Cash up front and you're on, Tommy 😄

[tommy.irene]

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Cash up front and you're on, Tommy 😄

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Bill I left my credit behind the Bar for you..

[bill-xxx]

Cash up front and you're on, Tommy 😄

Bill I left my credit behind the Bar for you..

I'll make a deal with you, Tommy.

If the world ends tomorrow you can have it back...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Harry is out in the woods when she spots a man lying on the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. Harry whips out her mobile phone and calls the emergency services.

She gasps to the operator: “There's a man that's dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Harry's voice comes back on the line.

She says: “OK, now what?“  :^O