Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[margaret*e]

:OAs long as he pays.:^O

I did call in a few days ago.:-D

[bill-xxx]

He will, Margaret ~ I will offer him a special discount if he brings you along 😄

I will be ill at the thought of lowering my prices, but it would be nice to see him here with you..:-D

I did actually miss you when you popped in before, but spotted you later and said hello  :-x

[bill-xxx]

It's nice inside. This is the Lounge Bar...

[bill-xxx]

Or a table for two...

[*opal**]

Hello, can I have a pint of jack please.

I helped myself yesterday and left the money on the bar I hope it was right.

Oh no ice thanks.

[bill-xxx]

Hi Opal. Good to see you, but we were a little confused with your order yesterday.

You have asked for a pint of jack ~  what is it exactly? 😄

[*opal**]

Oop's sorry I thought you would know.

[*opal**]

I know a pint is a bit extreme but I have just downloaded Firefox 4 and I think I'm likely to be here for a while.

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Well we did have a bit of a laugh over it because the only thing we could think of was in fact a whisky ~ but a PINT? :^O

Okay ~ hang on a sec...

[bill-xxx]

Hope you have your address on your person so we can order you a taxi home...:^O

[bill-xxx]

I know a pint is a bit extreme but I have just downloaded Firefox 4 and I think I'm likely to be here for a while.

I have heard tales of Firefox 4 and will be avoiding it for a while. 😮

Some are already using the first 'F' to express a different word! 😮

[bill-xxx]

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING: ADVICE FROM THE MANAGEMENT 🙂

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.

FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.

ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.

FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.

ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.

FAULT: Bar has closed.

ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

[bill-xxx]

HAPPY HOUR 7PM to 8PM 😄

Drinks half price

BILL'S UNHAPPY HOUR FOLLOWS 😞

[bill-xxx]

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Forget it," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

:^O

[bill-xxx]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the loo. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying,

"I spat in this beer, do not drink!".

After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying,

"So did I!"

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Local news: The Turner Art Gallery, Margate, Kent

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-13423288

[bill-xxx]

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Your lunch, Caution...:-x

One ploughman's...

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

*strolls in ... just in time for lunch obviously* :^O

You been chatting to yerself again, Bill! 😛

[*opal**]

Right I think I'd better have some coffee please.

I think I'v fixed the firefox.