Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[09charliegirl]

Actually yeah. I could have a cuppa tea please. Very little milk. no sugar. Im sweet enough;)

Ooops, sorry, Tim...didn't see your tea order!:^O

Will this be OK?

No sugar....you are sweet enough! :-x

[bill-xxx]

🙂

You're overdosing on'em y'know! :^O

:^O

Duly noted? Huh! :^O You will have forgotten about them in half an hour! And you'll be all over me! :^O

BTW, talking of overdosing - the lady next door at the Wool Shop is complaining that her cat doesn't know what day it is since snorting one of Jake's fag ends out the back by the skip! :O:^O

[geographically*challenged]

Ooops, sorry, Tim...didn't see your tea order!:^O

Will this be OK?

No sugar....you are sweet enough! :-x

Yup. Thats fantastic thanx. jus tthe right strength to (Like me;))

[merehazle]

I see, Tim

But how about a glass of water for you? Is that OK?

 :O:O charlie you walked right across my joke 8.17 - 8.18pm .  Dont do it again my uncle FRANK would dissaprove 😉

[09charliegirl]

I've been to look for Opal's drink! I need to clarify with her what it is she wants 😛

Yes, me too! I think it may be a Jack Daniels...but half a pint!!??:O :^O

How are you anyway, Charlie?

I'm fine, thanks, Bill ...and you?

Coping OK with the sudden evenin' rush of customers?:^O

[bill-xxx]

It's good to see you in here, Tim. 🙂

[09charliegirl]

:O:O charlie you walked right across my joke 8.17 - 8.18pm .  Dont do it again my uncle FRANK would dissaprove 😉

:^O

Hi Merehazle :-x

Sorry about that! Didn't spot you there...with Uncle Bin Laden and the other geezer! :^O

Have a drink on the house..what would you like?

[merehazle]

 😮      8.27 8.27 8.27  Cant get a word in 😮

Duh! What about my joke.

[bill-xxx]

Yes, me too! I think it may be a Jack Daniels...but half a pint!!?? :O:^O

She'd never make it to the bus stop! :^O

Best wait until she comes back I think?

I'm fine thanks, Charlie ~ good to hear you are too :-x

Coping OK with the sudden evenin' rush of customers? :^O

Like a herd of wilderbeasts, it is! :^O

Another BTW. Lin threw a lemon slice at me just before you came in. That's about it really :^O

*exciting stuff*

[merehazle]

:O:O charlie you walked right across my joke 8.17 - 8.18pm .  Dont do it again my uncle FRANK would dissaprove 😉

:^O

Hi Merehazle :-x

Sorry about that! Didn't spot you there...with Uncle Bin Laden and the other geezer! :^O

Have a drink on the house..what would you like?

A word in edgeways 😉  I'm exausted now, a cup of warm milk please, and it must be warm.

[geographically*challenged]

It's good to see you in here, Tim. 🙂

Thanx Bill:)

Ive just dropped in for a cuppa but I will be going o watch CSI shortly. Dunno what channel but Lil Bud will know.

[bill-xxx]

Thanx Bill 🙂

Ive just dropped in for a cuppa but I will be going o watch CSI shortly. Dunno what channel but Lil Bud will know.

Enjoy it, Tim 🙂

[geographically*challenged]

I certainly will thanx Bill:)

How much do I owe ya for it?

[09charliegirl]

A word in edgeways 😉  I'm exausted now, a cup of warm milk please, and it must be warm.

Glass of warm milk for you, Merehazle...:-x

and some cookies for you?

You do sometimes have to SHOUT in here ..

but we'll hear you sooner or later!:^O

[bill-xxx]

Upper crust of the crisp world: At £4 a bag, welcome to a 'new concept of potato chip'

Must get some of these, Charlie 😄

Four quid a bag ~ we could charge a tenner! :^O

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1387635/San-Nicasio-Patatas-Fritas-upper-crust-crisp-world-4-bag.html

[bill-xxx]

I certainly will thanx Bill:)

How much do I owe ya for it?

It's on the house, Tim. You helped out at the bar this morning...:-)

[geographically*challenged]

Thanx very much Bill. Im gonna have to leave ya all now. See ya another time.

[bill-xxx]

Thanx very much Bill. Im gonna have to leave ya all now. See ya another time.

You're welcome. Hope to see you tomorrow...:-)

[09charliegirl]

Upper crust of the crisp world: At £4 a bag, welcome to a 'new concept of potato chip'

Must get some of these, Charlie 😄

Four quid a bag ~ we could charge a tenner! :^O

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1387635/San-Nicasio-Patatas-Fritas-upper-crust-crisp-world-4-bag.html

Good grief! :^O

£4 a BAG! Get two! Suzie and Harry will luv'em! :^O

Well, I think the early evenin' rush is over...

another drink for Bill...a brandy this time!:-x

Btw, chef is in the kitchen cooking up something????

I think he's had one of those smokes! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Good grief! :^O

£4 a BAG! Get two! Suzie and Harry will luv'em! :^O

Well, I think the early evenin' rush is over...

another drink for Bill...a brandy this time!:-x

Btw, chef is in the kitchen cooking up something????

I think he's had one of those smokes! :^O

:^O:^O:^O

Jeez! I reckon he's swallowed a skip-full! :^O

Thanks for the brandy, darling :-x

Can I get you another drink? Fancy something different?

I will order some posh crisps for Suzie & Harry. Two bags, you say? I reckon they'll make a special delivery in that case! :^O