Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[suzieseaside]

Snipe for me, or snipe for harry?

[jake*the*plumber]

Cheers Bill and Weedy, well that's me sorted, I wonder what the tart on the sofa is having ]:)

[09charliegirl]

Here you are, Harry...

On the house for our new Security Guard :-x

[Anonymous]

Wrong colour :_|....Sweet Martini Bianco.....pleasssseee!

[Anonymous]

ah, a red and a white one....

Thanks Charlie....:-)

[Anonymous]

Behave yourself Jake.....

[bill-xxx]

🙂

Me...:^O

[suzieseaside]

p00h! My puter's too slow, and I wrote to much!

Well done harry !!

I risked all to get you your martini!

You got 2 drinks Jake !!

What shall I have? Hmmmm - I fancy a mojito

I'll just rustle one up myself to show bill my bar skills

[Anonymous]

Would you mind leaving this establishment Bill...I'll have to charge you with sexual harassment of your clientele. 😐

[Anonymous]

Suze, I prefer my Martini in a tumbler and 6 cubes of ice...but ok I will forgive you this time.....because you left me the snipe....:-p

[09charliegirl]

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Would you mind leaving this establishment Bill...I'll have to charge you with sexual harassment of your clientele. 😐

Nonsense! She was willing! Well, after six double vodkas she was :^O

[suzieseaside]

After 6 double voddies she was beyond willing .......rabid even 😮 :^O

Snacks anyone?

       

Oooh errrrr - I'm seeing double 😮

[Anonymous]

ah, so you admit to getting this young lady drunk and take advantage....

[bill-xxx]

After 6 double voddies she was beyond willing .......rabid even 😮 :^O

Snacks anyone?

Oooh errrrr - I'm seeing double 😮

You have 'over giffed' Suzie! :^O

[bill-xxx]

ah, so you admit to getting this young lady drunk and take advantage....

She had already lost her 'advantage' long before I erm..tangled with her! :^O

[suzieseaside]

Perhaps bill - but there's a few of us here, so one plate won't last long !

Thinks ahead see, customers' needs an' all. They'll drink more with a few tasty bar snacks, profits up etc.  ...are you taking notes? 😉

[Anonymous]

😮 you are in serious trouble sir.....blaming the victim!

[jake*the*plumber]

I got work tomorrow, catch you later folks, enjoy your nightcaps B-)

[suzieseaside]

Night jake :-x