Dear Plebs,
First of all, can I say a big thank you to all of you who work so hard behind the scenes for the good of the school. You get very little credit and sometimes people are a bit patronising, but I think you take it very well and good for you, because it’s the little people who really deserve the praise. So, thank you, you really are marvellous, really marvellous and in no way mentally unbalanced. Nor do any of you have eye problems, whatever friends of mine didn’t say.
So, can we all move on and concentrate on making the Academy’s summer fête a success, which is where you come in. It’s all very well important people like me turning up in a helicopter and swanning about with Mrs Headmaster looking lovely in a hat and I know you’re all looking forward to seeing the pictures, but it’s the volunteers who really make the day, so for Heaven’s sake, please, please, please, don’t go off to Mr Farage’s rival event, with its fruitcake stall and clowns for everyone.
I know it may be appealing that you’re allowed to smoke and drink inside Mr Farage’s tent, but when you hear some of the exciting ideas we’ve got lined up, then you’ll know there’s only one place to be. So don’t go there...
From Private Eye online
Dear Pleb master we were told we had to do this or any benifits we may be making would be cut to save the world economy even though we all strappd for cah and we have to go to loan sharks who cgharge exhorbitant wfees which we have no chance of paying back so we are sorted out and made to work n any dead end job where we get pittance of pay.
We then go into depresson trying to pay back any loan only to find ot has trebled in interest and have no hope in repaying.
When we hear Mr Farage may help any visitrs to this country we have to rebel and go on a nass riot to make you har what is happenimg i what used to s a very GREAT country but is now a sinking ship over ridden by forgeiners demanding sfe housing and ste benefits and getting their familes in to this country and draining the resorses and expecting more.
We cannt go on like ths.
