12 DAYS OF XMAS (EBAY REPRISE)

[shaunicus75]

 On the twelve day of xmas,Ebay gave to me

    12 Drumming Headaches

    11 Piping Mad Moments

    10 % Fees On Postage

     9 Ladies Ducking Out Of Paying

     8 Milked Sellers

     7 Sales A Sinking

     6 Golden Goose A Dying

     5 GOLD (feedback) STARS  hoorah !!

     4 Calls To Helpine

     3 Non Buyers

     2 Missing Items

     1 And a thank you for still using Ebay !!!

[alisonsvintagechicboutique]

The song should be extended to include defects, technical glitches, stupid questions, insulting offers....

Oh hang on we will be up to 365 days soon......

!!!!!!!

[shaunicus75]

Yep i ran out of days