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OK, so these at ebay towers have demolished the door to our dungeon, we've been up all night tunnelling in again, and here's the new entrance!

Hopefully all the guards will soon find their way back in, and 'normal' service will be resumed as soon as possible.

The inmates seem to still be here, also the torture play room and all the usual toys. The young dragons were a bit peckish, so good job we got back in today - tomorrow may have seen them nibbling the inmates!

The hot chocolate wasn't very hot when I got back in, but is now fresh, and storecupboards and fridges full of the usual food.

Apologies to any innmates who have missed some meals, but bacon butties coming soon, to compensate for our 'technical' hitch.


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LOL!!! 😛

Won't be online posting for the rest of this evening & tonight after this I'm afraid as I'm gonna be busy doing other things offline elsewhere but shall return again tomorrow 🙂
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See you tomorrow then.  I might be online a bit later than usual as well - I've got relatives visiting tomorrow.

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Hey there guys! Good morning! Happy mid-week Wednesday! 🙂
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Absolutely pathetic on here today. I just wish someone at ebay HQ would put a shilling in the meter. Slower than a snail on Mogadon. It's like trudging through treacle in Diver's Boots.

 

I've had enough. As they say on Dragon's Den......"I'm out". (Of here).

 

 

Mister EMB






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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Good afternoon!!! 🙂
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Good afternoon queenelsa hope you are well

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I am indeed thank you Jeffery as I hope you are too 🙂
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looking cool jeffery

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hope you have been well jeffery. how is everyone

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Evening everybody.

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nice to hear from you mally hope you are well

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Good morning guys! And a very happy Thursday to you all! 🙂
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Tomorrow!!! 😄 🙂
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MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES

 

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

 

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

 

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.

 

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

 

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

 

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room,

 

 

'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

 

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating.

 

You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

 

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

 

Yes, I do' she replies.

 

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily..

 

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

 

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

 

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

 

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

 

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

 

'I would have been released today!

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Afternoon Jeffery!!! 🙂
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good evening queenelsa

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Hope you're having a good Saturday night so far 🙂 Just about to start watching MOTD myself 🙂
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Evening everybody!  Hope you've all had a good weekend so far.  Smiley Happy

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