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5129frederick · ‎31-12-2014

I was on a bus once, and loud and clear came the chimes of Rock a bye Baby. The recipient deliberately let it ring and ring.

"Oh, Anthea, Dhaarling. How are you? So nice to hear your lovely voice ..."

Too much, I ripped my hearing aids out otherwards I would have thrown up.

Rock a bye Baby - I ask you!

Can anybody improve on that for yukky ringtones?

ed_blackadder_1 · ‎31-12-2014

My OH has one that says. 'The wife its the wife calling' when I ring him. But that's not really gooey.

learning2me · ‎31-12-2014

Not gooey but appropriate as I like Rod and my name is Margaret - I have Maggie May.

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*chez* · ‎31-12-2014

My son's ringtone for whe I ring is Mrs brown saying...'it's your Mother, tell her to feck off''

**towery** · ‎31-12-2014

my OH had 'bring out your dead' from monty pythons holy grail for his

on his old phone it got louder the longer it took to answer the call

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soppysofty · ‎31-12-2014

Anyone remember 'Crazy Frog'?

wskneil · ‎31-12-2014

I HAD managed to forget it till you reminded me!

wskneil · ‎31-12-2014

I remember finding the original recording that inspired the Crazy Frog craze on some dodgy east european file sharing service in 1997. It was quite funny then!