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where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?
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Erm, the carpet has four corners...............OUCH,:O okaaay, I will leave you to do that, and I will swish the mop...:^O


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err, wheres the mr sheen btw ? and did you remember the float ?





what time are we opening  ?





*admires swishing action......^^^

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Ah, well, I like Mr Sheen so much I have got him...:-D



About the Float.............maybe have you any spare spends to put in there, as I spent all mine on new bar mats and peanut bowls..:^O



Keep you eyes to the left...................because there is a huge spider lurking there...:O

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*puts spider in glass and pops him/her outside...




sticks a tenner in loose change in the till and puts sign outside saying "open soon"...



lets hope the punters arrive tonite ..:-)

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......and I just put the nicely swept Welcome Mat at the door..:-D

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**Wipes feet at the door..........and pops head round the corner**


"Yooooooo hooooooooo are you open yet"



“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”
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Oo, just in time to help us Stan, fankoo for coming in.....:-D


Erm, can you maybe stack the glasses as I washed all them ones,:-D and maybe could you phone the Pastie and Meat Pie man, order 2 dozen of each for starters..:-D

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No problem at all and maybe I could help behind the bar,I have been known to pull the odd pint or two



“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”
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Wow, Thank you Stan,:-x that's saved us some spends, as now we don't need to advertise for bar staff..:-D



I will be the resident singer, memememeeeee *just practising* :^O

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my ears...my ears....:_|





*glares at LFF....:-p




i'm happy to be dj......




(rustles thru cd's>>>>>>)

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😮 Well, maybe what you heard was not my bestest singing, but I am getting there.......................slowly..:^O



Ooo, lemmeee see your cd's >>>>> 😄

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**shows age and offers shms a couple of 45's :_|



“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”
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and erm, have you got one of those Wind-up Gramophones as well? :^O


So much character in them don't you think? 😄

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:-p:^O



“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”
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*Bringing in some nice choccies for Stan to make up for my cheekieness* :-x



Right, is there anything else we need to do before the grand opening?.:-D

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put 50p in the meter ???






😛






ok, so from abba to zztop whaddya fancy...?



*puts on cans*



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:^O any music will suit me, as long as I can get my tootsies a tappin' :^O



Popping in another 50p in the meter..>>> :^O

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summat soft and subtle to start you off ....





http://youtu.be/xMZh9OtAeSY

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Mm, I'll have the Biscuit 😄



We all certainly have a Ball here 😄

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something more mellow tonite....:-)




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnCK2LgeIvM

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