THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[illavanuvver_ouzo]

*OUCH* Sorry Ann, Jiggly it will be,but you can still slap my bottom,so i might have to spell it wrong again.

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Or this one???

[illavanuvver_ouzo]

Yep thats the one Jiggly,come on everybody the drinks are on me

*runs off to cash machine*

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Ooooh spell it wrong, go on, as many times as you want!!!

[onlyonhere]

A large stiff drink what else could I have meant it's just you naughty ladies with your smutty minds trying to corrupt my innocent ramblings

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Pmsl at Only 🐵

Awwwww, dint mean it, knew what you meant really 🐵

Has all that choklit you nicked made you feel poorly???

[illavanuvver_ouzo]

Ok Annie mrria,how many slaps will that get me

*bends over waiting*

[onlyonhere]

Choklit don't even mention the word outlaws have given us enough to make ever Twiggy need a Panty-girdle

[illavanuvver_ouzo]

*standing up now me back hurts*

[*jiggly*jugs*]

A massage then instead of slaps???

[cappucino-kid]

c'mon peeps the dancefloors empty!!

[cathy1939]

High Guys bucket of whisky please.din'nt know there was a dance on tonite

[illavanuvver_ouzo]

Ok Jiggly start rubbing then im having a dance,wanna join me?

[onlyonhere]

do they hold a meat raffle in this pub?

[cappucino-kid]

thats no way to talk about the women in this bar onlyonhere

[illavanuvver_ouzo]

Well it looks like everyone gone home now,see you all soon.

*waves goodbye*

[*jiggly*jugs*]

OI *slaps cappucino for saying that and then slaps only cos he laffed at cappucino*

Ouzo, I would love to dance 🐵

[toothless_troll]

Hi jj wot you drinking?

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Gin and Tonic please 🐵

And could you kindly give me those pants back please??? I didnt say you could borrow them for this long, I forgot you had them 🐵

And the pink ones too please 🐵

[toothless_troll]

Nah, I'm not giving them back.

I've saved a fortune by not having to buy other used ones on eBay.